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Posted: 11/27/2010 11:24 PM PST
Gawd, that was a groaner!!
Posted: 10/15/2010 2:20 PM PDT
(Only people who remember Smokey the Bear's slogan will get this)
A tourist in a hurry to get out of the airport and off on vacation is stopped by two monks selling flowers as soon as he steps off the plane. Stopped again by two more selling flowers when he tries to get his luggage. Again when he tries to walk outside - and again - while trying to hail a taxi. This is IT, he turns around and goes to complain to Airport Customer Affairs.
Customer Affairs: "What is the nature of your problem?"
Tourist: "Monks accosting me to buy flowers all over the airport!"
Customer Affairs: "Did you purchase a flower?"
Customer Affairs: "Well, no wonder! Buy a flower and they go away... after all, 'only you can prevent florist friars'.
(Groan, groan, groan!!) lol
Posted: 9/24/2010 9:40 AM PDT
Remember the old joke where the punch line is "If the foo shits, wear it?"
If you don't know this joke go do a search.
Write a short that ends with a line that is a play on words, like a double entente.