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What's better than writing your masterpiece?  Putting it off until tomorrow.  Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 3/25/2013 1:37 PM PST

NavarCrow
way to ruin a perfectly good joke.
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Posted: 2/4/2011 7:38 AM PST
It was a cold evening in early March, just after dark. The 2 huge black women had loaded the trunk with bags and bags of groceries, and we wedged into the back seat. The skinny little old black man with them had just slammed the passenger door in the front seat. I put the cab in drive, lifted my foot off the break, and it just started to roll. The man's finger was in front of my nose, pointing out my window. "I left something in that cart. I left something in that cart", he said. I put my foot back down on the brake, and stopped the cab. Now his finger was right in my face, "Ah hah, ah hah!! I didn' leave nothin in that cart! Ah hah, ah hah, I gotcha!! I didn't leave nothing in that cart!! Ah hah, ah hah, I gotcha!!" In a silent rage, I slowly turned and raised my own finger. When my finger was less than an inch from the man's nose I said, "You got me? Why do you realize that less than an hour ago, somebody shit their pants, right where you're sitting!" 194 words
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Posted: 1/4/2011 12:57 PM PST
You mean a bullcrap session? Only after every sporting event.
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Posted: 1/2/2011 10:42 PM PST

NavarCrow
Never heard of it.
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Posted: 1/1/2011 9:29 PM PST
Of course a story is part of a conversation. Don't they have the tradition of a big gather round early on a Monday morning to discuss the sordid events of the previous Friday in America?
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Posted: 1/1/2011 3:49 PM PST

NavarCrow
A story is not really a topic you would discuss in regular conversation, unless it were to be in reference to it. So I don't think that would necessarily apply. Although, if it were the basis for that conversation... Say you took time to have the conversation? That ... idk?
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Posted: 12/31/2010 12:23 AM PST
Depends if I'm telling a story. And I'm always telling a story.
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Posted: 12/30/2010 11:55 PM PST

NavarCrow
How many times in the RW have you ever really had 200 words to say at one time? (Note: Some people talk tooooo damn much.)
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Posted: 12/29/2010 5:32 PM PST
I get it. It's just not that funny.
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Posted: 12/29/2010 4:19 PM PST
A robot who sings the alphebet A...
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Posted: 12/28/2010 9:59 AM PST
A...
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Posted: 12/25/2010 9:32 PM PST
Beep-boop-bop-beep
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Posted: 12/22/2010 1:46 AM PST
Blambabangaboombablammo.
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Posted: 12/17/2010 6:46 AM PST
one-hundred and ninety-nine....one-hundred and ninety-eight....
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Posted: 12/16/2010 2:30 PM PST
That's a number.
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Posted: 12/14/2010 7:25 AM PST
I don't but erm.... 199
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Posted: 11/24/2010 9:48 PM PST

NavarCrow
Get it? ...."or less."
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Posted: 11/24/2010 9:47 PM PST

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