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What's better than writing your masterpiece?  Putting it off until tomorrow.  Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 5/3/2013 12:32 PM PDT

ZanneP
Ouch. I've forgotten how you play this game now. I wish I could remember.
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Posted: 5/3/2013 12:32 PM PDT

ZanneP
Ouch. I've forgotten how you play this game now. I wish I could remember.
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Posted: 5/3/2013 5:47 AM PDT
Done, but you're dying a slow, tortuous death in which all of your skin gets peeled off while you're still alive. I wish my cat would stop sitting on me while I'm on the computer.
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Posted: 4/18/2013 4:31 PM PDT
Sometimes, like now, I wish I was dead. But it passes. "Please bury me with my baby. Bury me in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots." -Sid Vicious
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Posted: 4/13/2013 11:07 PM PDT

NavarCrow
K. I wish I was like you. Easily amused. -Nirvana
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Posted: 4/13/2013 11:06 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I would call "living" its own purpose. But to each his/her own.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 3:44 PM PDT
Yeah. Not young enough. I wish I could go back to my birth knowing everything and not make the mistakes I have. I could be an Olympic athlete. Or a piano prodigy. Or happy. But instead I have everything I need and nothing I want and it seems like I'll never be innocent and naieve as I was when I was a stupid kid. I'm lonely as hell and I'm not happy with my life. Sure, I have plenty of time to change all that, but I know myself well enough that I won't. In ten years time I'll still be unhappy. I wish I was a character in a book. See, my story is over. It ended years ago, but the tape keepa rolling, the world keeps spinning and I'm still here for whatever reason. Maybe I'll get married. Have kids. Eat sushi. Die. And it will all be pointless. I said you have to make your own meaning in life, but I can't. I wish I had purpose.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 1:11 PM PDT

ZanneP
What? You wish you were young? You are young you daft bat!
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Posted: 4/13/2013 12:25 PM PDT
I wish that too.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 11:44 AM PDT

NavarCrow
I wish I had known that. I wish i was young.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 10:23 AM PDT

ZanneP
Yay!! I know something the young people don't! RWQ = reply with quote. Doesn't exist here.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 9:29 AM PDT
"I wish there was a RWQ function on here." ???
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Posted: 4/13/2013 9:29 AM PDT
"I'll teach you English if you teach me Spanish. Deal?" Sure!
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Posted: 4/13/2013 7:29 AM PDT
I wish I knew what that meant.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 7:17 AM PDT

ZanneP
Join the club. I wish there was a RWQ function on here.
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Posted: 4/13/2013 6:51 AM PDT
Bernard's Watch. I'll teach you English if you teach me Spanish. Deal? I wish I could speak multiple languages.
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Posted: 4/12/2013 5:27 PM PDT
Granted. The new winding clock. I wish I could get an English mentor additionally to Zane who is going to tch me how 2 txt.
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Posted: 4/11/2013 6:34 AM PDT
I wish it would pass quickly when I want it to, and slow down when I don't.
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Posted: 4/11/2013 5:10 AM PDT

ZanneP
Take a deep breath and write about it. I wish time wouldn't pass so quickly.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 3:17 PM PDT
Step one: turn off the computer I wish I had control over my moods.
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Posted: 4/10/2013 4:15 AM PDT

ZanneP
Mkayyyy, me spellins gud and me grammas well sound. txt if ur intrestid I wish I could stop procrastinating and get on with some work!!!
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Posted: 4/9/2013 6:13 PM PDT
You can, you don't have to be good at. It is a freeing experience. Watercolor dries fast and oil painting is a mess. I wish I could get a mentor in English to improve my writing.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 3:48 PM PDT
It's about to. Warm front moving up this week. I wish I could paint.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 12:44 PM PDT

ZanneP
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I wish it would get warmer.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 10:20 AM PDT

NavarCrow
What? I wish I could hear you.
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Posted: 4/9/2013 6:12 AM PDT
I wish no-one heard me at all.
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Posted: 4/8/2013 7:32 PM PDT

NavarCrow
K. but now you can't stop to go to the bathroom. I wish the right ppl heard me at the right times.
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Posted: 4/7/2013 11:24 PM PDT
Granted, but you pay more attention and realise a truly horrible fact you wish you never knew. I wish I could stop procrastinating
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Posted: 4/7/2013 12:20 PM PDT

NavarCrow
That cannot be done so sad so sry. I wish I paid more attention to what I was doing.
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Posted: 4/7/2013 7:17 AM PDT
Me too. I wish I was wishless.
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Posted: 4/6/2013 10:02 PM PDT
Granted, there's a creepy man in your closet. I wish I knew how to play the piano better.
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Posted: 4/6/2013 5:29 PM PDT
You can. Just not *well*. Haha. I wish I wasn't alone.
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Posted: 4/3/2013 1:25 PM PDT

NavarCrow
well since were stuck with each other, I can grant that wish. Sex anyone? I wish I could cut my own hair.
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Posted: 4/3/2013 12:17 AM PDT
Granted, but then you get stuck with me. I wish I didn't have to sleep, ever.
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Posted: 3/31/2013 10:37 AM PDT

NavarCrow
k. done. Now you have no idea what a mistake is. Hope you don't you make any. I wish dating sites actually worked. Or went the way of the Dodo. Can't decide.
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Posted: 3/30/2013 8:40 PM PST
Granted. Just make sure you save for their college. I wish I had never listened to bad advice.
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Posted: 3/30/2013 2:19 PM PST

NavarCrow
I'd marry you, probably. would you sign a pre-nuptial, so you can't take my dogs if we get a divorce? They are all I have. I wish I had gotten married and had kids.
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Posted: 3/29/2013 11:11 PM PST
Granted, but then it becomes the only active section of the site. I wish I could get married within a year.
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Posted: 3/25/2013 1:41 PM PST

NavarCrow
I wish this thread had worked out better.
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Posted: 8/17/2011 2:21 PM PDT
lmao...where's your wish???
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Posted: 8/16/2011 9:15 AM PDT
Granted-But it is one of the rabbits from Monty Python's Holy Grail-the killer rabbits. Enjoy!
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Posted: 7/20/2011 2:18 PM PDT
I wish I had a pet rabit... (the objective is to grant the person above you their wish but make it horrid.)
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