I started the brainstorming over on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12573041106) and now I'll bring it here.

I say:

How to gut a fish
How to fake an orgasm
How to change a tire
How to start a fight

What do you think?

How to start a fight. I think I can take that one. Unless someone beats me to it. Right now I'm working on How to Apologize for being Unapologetic

Organize a Million Man March
Pee in Public and Not Get Caught
Win a Drinking Contest
Cure a Hangover
Dress Badly and Still Get Girls
Skin a Deer
Run for Congress
Play a Led Zepplin Guitar Riff (Skynard/Metallica/Stones/etc)
Perform CPR
Splint a Fracture
Decompress a Lung
Diagnose Your Girlfriend's Bi-Polar Disorder
Write a Resume
Win a Bar Fight
Lose a Bar Fight Gracefully (Be Unconscious)
Follow Golf and Stay Awake
Hide Your Misogyny
Survive Jet Ski Chase Scene
Do Donuts in a Car
Choose the Perfect Engagement Ring (Something Cheap)
Survive Without Drinking Water
Wear a Condom
Reformat a Hard-drive
Choose Socks
Tie a Tie
Chug a Beer
Clean a Gun
Shoot a Gun
Avoid Asking for Directions
Oil a Baseball Glove
Dispose of a Body (Gotta help your friends)
Tell Time on an Analog Clock
Brew His Own Beer
Throw a Football
Play Rugby
Quarterback by Reading a Defensive Line
Write in Iambic Pentameter (Help me)
Pass a Sobriety Test
Hide Your Smoking Habit
Get a Girl's Number
Get a Girl to Pay for Your Drinks
Ride a Horse
Ride a Motorcycle
Organize a March Madness Pool
Ride the Rails (Hobo style)
Use Fancy Silverware
Serve Hot Wings
Clear Your Browser History
Help Your Kids Cheat at Sports
Spike Human Growth Hormone Production Naturally
Tell Good Weed from Swag
Break a Board With Ninja Moves
Make a Baby (Too easy)
Find the Clitoris (Good luck, ladies step up and explain)
Eat a Live Octopus
Get Six-Pack Abs
Scar Your Children for Life
Self-Diagnose STDs
Perform a Kidney Transplant in the Woods
Handle Explosives
Chop Down a Tree
Hunt a Sasquatch (or Yeti)

Dang!  That's quite a list.

By the way, it's fine -- more than fine! -- to submit an article on a topic someone's already covered, if you think you can do it better!  Once there's a critical mass of articles on the project, WEbookers will vote on which ones should be included in the book.  I hear men are competitive, so this should be fun.

A few more:

How to:

Never admit you're wrong
Win an argument with your boss
Break up with a woman
Buy a mother's day gift
Make yourself cry (You seriously might need to do this someday)
Shop at Guitar Center

When in doubt, buy diamonds

How about... how to  never pick up your phone and successfully get away with it.
I think my boyfriend should get his butt here and write that. he's a master.

Wouldn't it be great to get some experts in here to tell the dudes how to do obscure, super-specialized things?  What are some mega-technical or weird things that, like, only 5 people in the world know how to do, and how can we get them to share their knowledge?

(Applies to Tahra's doppelganger book, too, 101+ Things Every Woman Should Know How to Do:  http://www.webook.com/short-story/101-Things-Every-Woman-Should-Know-How-To-Do)

Open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.  It's not hard.  My sister uses her teeth!

Wouldn't it be nice if after they open the beer bottle, they actually threw the top away. Now that would be Great!

If we threw them away we'd have nothing to flick at each other. Veto.

Ditto veto.

Reflecting on the one year anniversary of moving in with my husband, I thought of an interesting topic that perhaps one of the 101 writers could run with:

How to Give Up Bachelor Furniture before a Move In

My husband cried like a baby at the prospect of selling his circa 1975 bar furniture, complete with faux wood, faux leather and mirrored accents.

I love how all the women-proposed topics are basically:  "How to give a woman what she wants."  (Plan a romantic date, give up the bachelor furniture, etc.)  From a guy's perspective, this same topic could be:  "How to talk your woman into letting you keep the torn-up pleather La-Z Boy."

good point, sorry guys - my husband did not like being reminded of his bar loss

Yes, great idea. 

Check out the new Mr. Man submission......