This will flag comments for moderators to take action.

What's better than writing your masterpiece?  Putting it off until tomorrow.  Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 4/13/2013 11:02 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Silly wabbit, we iz hunting Elmer's. I have never used a gun to hunt.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 3:37 PM PDT
I have never BEEN a ghost. Silliness is important business.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 1:16 PM PDT

ZanneP
I'm answering the banjo one because, Dorchie, yours is just silly. Banjos are cool. But hard. I have never seen a ghost.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 11:18 AM PDT
I've dissected plenty of things. I have never died.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 9:32 AM PDT
It's disgusting. The process of cooking the flesh to get the bones smells horrible. We did that in biology class. I have never played a banjo.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 7:15 AM PDT

ZanneP
It's not all bad. The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia are pretty cool. I have never dissected a frog.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/13/2013 6:54 AM PDT
I have never been to the USA. And I never want to go.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/12/2013 5:25 PM PDT
It is amazing! I have never touched a whale.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/12/2013 4:22 AM PDT

ZanneP
What? Not even tears of rage? I have never been to Florida.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:40 PM PDT
I ate venison once. I have never cried at a film.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/11/2013 12:33 PM PDT

ZanneP
Well, I've fired a gun a few times. I have never knowingly eaten horse meat.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/11/2013 5:04 AM PDT
I have never fired an automatic weapon.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/11/2013 5:04 AM PDT
All my bills get paid automatically. So handy.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/11/2013 5:00 AM PDT

ZanneP
T'was ages ago. I have never paid a bill the same day I received it.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/10/2013 11:26 PM PDT
I've never done a cartwheel
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/10/2013 3:15 PM PDT
I have never wanted to stand on one hand.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/10/2013 1:08 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Kind of iffy, on whether I liked it. I think I'll need to see the rest of the story before I decide. I have never stood on one hand.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/10/2013 4:18 AM PDT

ZanneP
You poor thing. Europe's ace. I have never seen The Hobbit. (New one) (Don't know why that needed clarifying.)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/9/2013 6:10 PM PDT
It tastes good. I have never been to Europe.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/9/2013 3:47 PM PDT
I'm going to. In the Autumn. I have never drank gin.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/9/2013 12:43 PM PDT

ZanneP
It's the opposite of wrapping something round your head. Which I've done loads so meh. I have never run a marathon.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/9/2013 10:22 AM PDT

NavarCrow
Sushi makes me happy. Even though I don't eat it very often. Nor would I if I could. Just has memories attached. I have never had to wrap my head around anything. How does that even work?
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/9/2013 6:15 AM PDT
The lack of happiness is caused by craving, even craving happiness. Want to be happy? Live in the present moment. Stop treating happiness as an achievement. Just do things. Happiness doesn't come until you stop looking for it. I have never eaten sushi.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/8/2013 7:30 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Fish get pretty big. Soooooooo...... I have never lived a happy life. (I have been Happy)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/8/2013 10:38 AM PDT
Chin up. I care for you. :) I have never killed anything bigger than a fish.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/7/2013 11:23 PM PDT
Woah just realised I posted that in the wrong game thingo, so more like, i have never had someone to truly care about me :)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/7/2013 11:21 PM PDT
I love my job hehe :3 I wish I had a boyfriend :(...that sound pathetic >< maybe, I wish someone'd care about me a bit more than a friend sometimes haha
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/7/2013 12:19 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Wow, how dumb do I feel now. I have never had a good job.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/7/2013 12:17 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Just make sure the third party isn't another guy. That can get awkward. I wish I had a good job.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/7/2013 7:14 AM PDT
You're missing out, it's awesome. But not in large quantities... I have never had a threesome. :(
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/6/2013 10:20 PM PDT
I have never had nutella
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 4/6/2013 5:34 PM PDT
I have never understood myself. To copy something from the other end of the internet: "Who are you? Your answer might be your age. Your job. Your height, weight, name, hair and eye colour. Is that you? From the day you are born you build a self-image. Your parents impart their characteristics on you. For example you may be baptised. You are sent off to sunday school and become a Christian. Maybe you go off to college. You're a Physics student maybe. You're in college and you start reading books. Marx, maybe. You like his ideas and you start calling yourself a Marxist. You get married. You're a wife (or husband). You have kids. You're a mother (or father). You buy a nice house. You're a homeowner. You have a nice job and live in the suburbs and you are now middle class. You hate the change that threatens your comfortable life so you call yourself Conservative. Then one day you start to wonder... Who am I? Who am I? Some people will feel like they've wasted their lives. They're having a mid-life crisis. Soon you realise you need a change. You need meaning. You find religion, and call yourself a Buddhist. You're a lay member of a sangha. You're a Theravadin (or others). You meditate, and the question follows you. Who am I? Who am I? You don't have an answer. See all these labels and taglines, isms and schisms, characteristics etcetera are all a product of your environment. All the world's a stage, and you, or what you think you are, is naught but a character. Your ego self. You are no more yourself than you are Lara Croft while playing Tomb Raider. You're so immersed in your world that you truly believe you are your self. But there is no self. You, your purest essence, is emptiness. You are a void, filles by your environment. Like a cup lowered into water, from the moment you were born the world flooded into you. Who are you? No self. No I." So no. I've never understood myself at all. I don't believe many people do.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/29/2013 2:33 PM PST

NavarCrow
soooo. you have never understood yourself???? lol that actually makes a good bit of sense now that I look back at things. (sry. Couldn't help myself.) I have never liked McDonald's Big Mac.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/29/2013 2:08 PM PST
Who is yourself? Everyone is made up of so many different 'selves'. But when you look for the real you, there's nothing there. Getting all zen now.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/28/2013 1:50 PM PST

NavarCrow
I have never been myself in public.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/26/2013 5:03 PM PST
I've never broken a heart.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/26/2013 10:52 AM PST

NavarCrow
I have never played WOW! and I'm glad of it.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 8/16/2011 9:18 AM PDT
Thank you,I thought I was the only one with good taste.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/20/2011 1:53 PM PST

NavarCrow
Most Missourians make less sense than me. sooo..... I have never understood the 10 and/or 11 string bass.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/20/2011 1:27 PM PST
Me neither... Ihave never understood Jdlee
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/20/2011 1:44 AM PST
No one has. I have never understoood people from Missouri...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/19/2011 11:09 AM PST
No one has... I never understood people trying to understand me...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/17/2011 10:39 AM PST
I have never fully understood Sammie...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/15/2011 8:38 AM PST
I have never seen two fem's talking about never understanding.. (looks at the posts below her and laffs!!)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/12/2011 7:38 PM PST

NavarCrow
I have never given "just the facts,ma'am"
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/12/2011 11:11 AM PST
I have never accepted Navar's facts. (Just kidding.)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/8/2011 6:37 AM PST

NavarCrow
I have never understood Celtic Crosses. Seems like a battle of facts.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/6/2011 11:27 AM PST
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/4/2011 12:56 PM PST
Dorchadas, you spelled that wrong. It should read "I never use tact." I have never used Celtic words.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/2/2011 10:43 PM PST

NavarCrow
I have never been able to sing well while playing guitar.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/1/2011 9:31 PM PST
I've never used tacks.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 1/1/2011 6:00 AM PST
I have never heard dochies tacks.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/30/2010 11:26 AM PST
I've never danced to one of my own tracks.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/30/2010 4:32 AM PST
Er...neither have I lol I have never sang ...infront of ppl
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/29/2010 5:28 PM PST
I have never eaten a carburetor.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/29/2010 4:16 PM PST
Hello human ^ lol and they always say that term on role playing sites...beast-whatever word... I have never lick a frozen pole..
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/28/2010 9:57 AM PST
Hello, Dracula's daughter. I'm not into beastiality, therefore I've never slept with a sheep.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/25/2010 9:36 PM PST
I have never sun tanned before
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 12/22/2010 1:52 AM PST
I have never sunburned my naked butt...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 11/16/2010 11:43 AM PST
I have never liked weird people with the off-hand that I'm one lol...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 11/15/2010 4:19 PM PST

NavarCrow
I have oddly never seen this thread......
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 11/15/2010 2:49 PM PST
This has def. gone off track...but I like this game so I'm gonna start over under the circumstances that I haven't done anything that anyone has already wrote down except that I HAVE read Twilight lol...so now I can post my 'I Have Never' I have never written a piece of work and then decided to burn it in a fire.....
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/6/2009 9:24 AM PST
think this has gone a bit off track but hey :D i have never been picked up by a guy dressed in a pink (no not the bunny suit again lol )
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/5/2009 9:51 PM PST
They make pink bunny rabbit outfits for the scrotum?
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/5/2009 12:52 PM PST
I have never skydived.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/5/2009 6:52 AM PST
I have never shot a man wearing a pink bunny outfit in the scrotum.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 10:47 PM PST
I have never been lost.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 9:30 PM PST

Copperdragon
Yeah, Im and idiot..............lol Never mind were good, lol I have never been good.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 9:29 PM PST

Copperdragon
Wow, no one followed the rules, sweet. I have never been a big follower of the rules.
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 2:18 PM PST
i have never been truly happy...
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 1:51 PM PST

ZanneP
I have never read Twilight
Sign-Up or Login to Reply

Posted: 3/3/2009 12:52 PM PST

AshleighUK
**like a normal game of 'I have never' but you can only make the next 'I have never' statement if you HAVE done what the person previous to you claims never to have done. So I'll start..... "I have never eaten caviar" (next person to make their 'I have never' statement must have eaten caviar)
Sign-Up or Login to Reply