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What's better than writing your masterpiece? Putting it off until tomorrow. Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 4/13/2013 11:02 PM PDT
Silly wabbit, we iz hunting Elmer's.
I have never used a gun to hunt.
Posted: 4/13/2013 3:37 PM PDT
I have never BEEN a ghost.
Silliness is important business.
Posted: 4/13/2013 1:16 PM PDT
I'm answering the banjo one because, Dorchie, yours is just silly.
Banjos are cool. But hard.
I have never seen a ghost.
Posted: 4/13/2013 11:18 AM PDT
I've dissected plenty of things.
I have never died.
Posted: 4/13/2013 9:32 AM PDT
It's disgusting. The process of cooking the flesh to get the bones smells horrible.
We did that in biology class.
I have never played a banjo.
Posted: 4/13/2013 7:15 AM PDT
It's not all bad. The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia are pretty cool.
I have never dissected a frog.
Posted: 4/13/2013 6:54 AM PDT
I have never been to the USA. And I never want to go.
Posted: 4/12/2013 5:25 PM PDT
It is amazing!
I have never touched a whale.
Posted: 4/12/2013 4:22 AM PDT
What? Not even tears of rage?
I have never been to Florida.
Posted: 4/11/2013 3:40 PM PDT
I ate venison once.
I have never cried at a film.
Posted: 4/11/2013 12:33 PM PDT
Well, I've fired a gun a few times.
I have never knowingly eaten horse meat.
Posted: 4/11/2013 5:04 AM PDT
I have never fired an automatic weapon.
Posted: 4/11/2013 5:04 AM PDT
All my bills get paid automatically. So handy.
Posted: 4/11/2013 5:00 AM PDT
T'was ages ago.
I have never paid a bill the same day I received it.
Posted: 4/10/2013 11:26 PM PDT
I've never done a cartwheel
Posted: 4/10/2013 3:15 PM PDT
I have never wanted to stand on one hand.
Posted: 4/10/2013 1:08 PM PDT
Kind of iffy, on whether I liked it. I think I'll need to see the rest of the story before I decide.
I have never stood on one hand.
Posted: 4/10/2013 4:18 AM PDT
You poor thing. Europe's ace.
I have never seen The Hobbit. (New one) (Don't know why that needed clarifying.)
Posted: 4/9/2013 6:10 PM PDT
It tastes good.
I have never been to Europe.
Posted: 4/9/2013 3:47 PM PDT
I'm going to. In the Autumn.
I have never drank gin.
Posted: 4/9/2013 12:43 PM PDT
It's the opposite of wrapping something round your head. Which I've done loads so meh.
I have never run a marathon.
Posted: 4/9/2013 10:22 AM PDT
Sushi makes me happy. Even though I don't eat it very often. Nor would I if I could. Just has memories attached.
I have never had to wrap my head around anything. How does that even work?
Posted: 4/9/2013 6:15 AM PDT
The lack of happiness is caused by craving, even craving happiness. Want to be happy? Live in the present moment. Stop treating happiness as an achievement. Just do things. Happiness doesn't come until you stop looking for it.
I have never eaten sushi.
Posted: 4/8/2013 7:30 PM PDT
Fish get pretty big. Soooooooo......
I have never lived a happy life. (I have been Happy)
Posted: 4/8/2013 10:38 AM PDT
Chin up. I care for you. :)
I have never killed anything bigger than a fish.
Posted: 4/7/2013 11:23 PM PDT
Woah just realised I posted that in the wrong game thingo, so more like, i have never had someone to truly care about me :)
Posted: 4/7/2013 11:21 PM PDT
I love my job hehe :3
I wish I had a boyfriend :(...that sound pathetic >< maybe, I wish someone'd care about me a bit more than a friend sometimes haha
Posted: 4/7/2013 12:19 PM PDT
Wow, how dumb do I feel now.
I have never had a good job.
Posted: 4/7/2013 12:17 PM PDT
Just make sure the third party isn't another guy. That can get awkward.
I wish I had a good job.
Posted: 4/7/2013 7:14 AM PDT
You're missing out, it's awesome. But not in large quantities...
I have never had a threesome. :(
Posted: 4/6/2013 10:20 PM PDT
I have never had nutella
Posted: 4/6/2013 5:34 PM PDT
I have never understood myself.
To copy something from the other end of the internet:
"Who are you?
Your answer might be your age. Your job. Your height, weight, name, hair and eye colour.
Is that you?
From the day you are born you build a self-image. Your parents impart their characteristics on you. For example you may be baptised. You are sent off to sunday school and become a Christian.
Maybe you go off to college. You're a Physics student maybe. You're in college and you start reading books. Marx, maybe. You like his ideas and you start calling yourself a Marxist.
You get married. You're a wife (or husband).
You have kids. You're a mother (or father).
You buy a nice house. You're a homeowner.
You have a nice job and live in the suburbs and you are now middle class. You hate the change that threatens your comfortable life so you call yourself Conservative.
Then one day you start to wonder... Who am I? Who am I?
Some people will feel like they've wasted their lives. They're having a mid-life crisis.
Soon you realise you need a change. You need meaning. You find religion, and call yourself a Buddhist. You're a lay member of a sangha. You're a Theravadin (or others).
You meditate, and the question follows you. Who am I? Who am I?
You don't have an answer.
See all these labels and taglines, isms and schisms, characteristics etcetera are all a product of your environment.
All the world's a stage, and you, or what you think you are, is naught but a character. Your ego self.
You are no more yourself than you are Lara Croft while playing Tomb Raider. You're so immersed in your world that you truly believe you are your self.
But there is no self. You, your purest essence, is emptiness. You are a void, filles by your environment. Like a cup lowered into water, from the moment you were born the world flooded into you.
Who are you?
No self. No I."
So no. I've never understood myself at all. I don't believe many people do.
Posted: 3/29/2013 2:33 PM PST
soooo. you have never understood yourself???? lol that actually makes a good bit of sense now that I look back at things. (sry. Couldn't help myself.)
I have never liked McDonald's Big Mac.
Posted: 3/29/2013 2:08 PM PST
Who is yourself?
Everyone is made up of so many different 'selves'. But when you look for the real you, there's nothing there.
Getting all zen now.
Posted: 3/28/2013 1:50 PM PST
I have never been myself in public.
Posted: 3/26/2013 5:03 PM PST
I've never broken a heart.
Posted: 3/26/2013 10:52 AM PST
I have never played WOW! and I'm glad of it.
Posted: 8/16/2011 9:18 AM PDT
Thank you,I thought I was the only one with good taste.
Posted: 1/20/2011 1:53 PM PST
Most Missourians make less sense than me. sooo.....
I have never understood the 10 and/or 11 string bass.
Posted: 1/20/2011 1:27 PM PST
Ihave never understood Jdlee
Posted: 1/20/2011 1:44 AM PST
No one has.
I have never understoood people from Missouri...
Posted: 1/19/2011 11:09 AM PST
No one has...
I never understood people trying to understand me...
Posted: 1/17/2011 10:39 AM PST
I have never fully understood Sammie...
Posted: 1/15/2011 8:38 AM PST
I have never seen two fem's talking about never understanding..
(looks at the posts below her and laffs!!)
Posted: 1/12/2011 7:38 PM PST
I have never given "just the facts,ma'am"
Posted: 1/12/2011 11:11 AM PST
I have never accepted Navar's facts. (Just kidding.)
Posted: 1/8/2011 6:37 AM PST
I have never understood Celtic Crosses. Seems like a battle of facts.
Posted: 1/6/2011 11:27 AM PST
Posted: 1/4/2011 12:56 PM PST
Dorchadas, you spelled that wrong. It should read "I never use tact."
I have never used Celtic words.
Posted: 1/2/2011 10:43 PM PST
I have never been able to sing well while playing guitar.
Posted: 1/1/2011 9:31 PM PST
I've never used tacks.
Posted: 1/1/2011 6:00 AM PST
I have never heard dochies tacks.
Posted: 12/30/2010 11:26 AM PST
I've never danced to one of my own tracks.
Posted: 12/30/2010 4:32 AM PST
Er...neither have I lol
I have never sang ...infront of ppl
Posted: 12/29/2010 5:28 PM PST
I have never eaten a carburetor.
Posted: 12/29/2010 4:16 PM PST
Hello human ^ lol and they always say that term on role playing sites...beast-whatever word...
I have never lick a frozen pole..
Posted: 12/28/2010 9:57 AM PST
Hello, Dracula's daughter.
I'm not into beastiality, therefore I've never slept with a sheep.
Posted: 12/25/2010 9:36 PM PST
I have never sun tanned before
Posted: 12/22/2010 1:52 AM PST
I have never sunburned my naked butt...
Posted: 11/16/2010 11:43 AM PST
I have never liked weird people with the off-hand that I'm one lol...
Posted: 11/15/2010 4:19 PM PST
I have oddly never seen this thread......
Posted: 11/15/2010 2:49 PM PST
This has def. gone off track...but I like this game so I'm gonna start over under the circumstances that I haven't done anything that anyone has already wrote down except that I HAVE read Twilight lol...so now I can post my 'I Have Never'
I have never written a piece of work and then decided to burn it in a fire.....
Posted: 3/6/2009 9:24 AM PST
think this has gone a bit off track but hey :D
i have never been picked up by a guy dressed in a pink (no not the bunny suit again lol )
Posted: 3/5/2009 9:51 PM PST
They make pink bunny rabbit outfits for the scrotum?
Posted: 3/5/2009 12:52 PM PST
I have never skydived.
Posted: 3/5/2009 6:52 AM PST
I have never shot a man wearing a pink bunny outfit in the scrotum.
Posted: 3/3/2009 10:47 PM PST
I have never been lost.
Posted: 3/3/2009 9:30 PM PST
Yeah, Im and idiot..............lol
Never mind were good, lol
I have never been good.
Posted: 3/3/2009 9:29 PM PST
Wow, no one followed the rules, sweet.
I have never been a big follower of the rules.
Posted: 3/3/2009 2:18 PM PST
i have never been truly happy...
Posted: 3/3/2009 1:51 PM PST
I have never read Twilight
Posted: 3/3/2009 12:52 PM PST
**like a normal game of 'I have never' but you can only make the next 'I have never' statement if you HAVE done what the person previous to you claims never to have done. So I'll start.....
"I have never eaten caviar"
(next person to make their 'I have never' statement must have eaten caviar)