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What's better than writing your masterpiece?  Putting it off until tomorrow.  Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 6/6/2011 10:56 AM PDT
... ok...
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Posted: 5/21/2011 9:57 AM PDT
You would shit your pants twice as hard as tiger woods did when he heard what arnold schwarzenegger did. lol
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Posted: 5/20/2011 7:19 AM PDT
that would be some f'd up situation you are in. If I got scared by what Sammie just said...
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Posted: 5/19/2011 1:27 PM PDT
If I had a child for ten years that belonged to a married man and i was his house maiden!!!! 0-0
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Posted: 5/19/2011 7:24 AM PDT

NavarCrow
You'd have the largest family in recorded history. Get it.................Ant!
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Posted: 5/8/2011 6:36 AM PDT
you would be slightly better off... If I had five million ants...
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Posted: 1/25/2011 11:50 AM PST
it would be spent with me :) If I had a job!!!
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Posted: 1/20/2011 1:57 PM PST

NavarCrow
I hope you'd get rid of it, before you had a really bad idea. If I had just one good idea a day....
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Posted: 1/20/2011 1:28 PM PST
Never..hear Sammie's comments... If I had a bottle of cyanide
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Posted: 1/20/2011 1:45 AM PST
...you still wouldn't know what you just said. If I had a BS filter, I'd...
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Posted: 1/19/2011 11:05 AM PST
Sammie's Health coach...(eats fired pickles) If I had a time maching leaf blower...
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Posted: 1/17/2011 10:31 AM PST
...make you stupid, Bennyboi. You got your biology and physics wrong. (Sammie, I'd probably have half a million dollars by now from all the bad stories I've read out here at ten dollars a pop.) If I had a new career, I'd be...
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Posted: 1/17/2011 1:28 AM PST
you had released your body of excess air. if i knew that when you do ''break wind'' the thing that makes it smell is the tiny poo particles that are released along with it... (that's right every time you ''pass wind'' you shit yourself :D)
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Posted: 1/15/2011 8:35 AM PST
ten dollars short... If I "broke wind" that would mean....
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Posted: 1/12/2011 11:18 AM PST
...break wind, then you'd clear the room. If I had ten dollars for every bad story I've read on Webook, I'd be...
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Posted: 1/6/2011 11:28 AM PST
...o.o sammie"s house tehe... If I had the energy to....
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Posted: 1/4/2011 1:00 PM PST
You wouldn't know what to do with it. (Do you just have one year left to live, Navar. Maybe you could trade it with themaster and shorten it to one minute.) If I had the money for it, I'd go on a road trip to...
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Posted: 1/2/2011 10:41 PM PST

NavarCrow
You might not be so red in the face. If I had just one year left to live....
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Posted: 12/31/2010 12:24 AM PST
You'd do it to the tune of 'Immigration Song'. If I currently had a girlfriend...
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Posted: 12/31/2010 12:04 AM PST

NavarCrow
For Sammie..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM If I could go back and do it all over again.....
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Posted: 12/29/2010 4:18 PM PST
A zepplin flys??? And u will share with samsam or she will cry!!
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Posted: 12/28/2010 9:59 AM PST
I never share my food. Almost never. If I had a Zepplin, I'd fly it all around the...
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Posted: 12/25/2010 9:34 PM PST
You would eat it with gravy and share some with samsam
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Posted: 12/22/2010 1:48 AM PST
Benny, if you looked like Johnnie Depp, so would everyone else and then only ugly would be beautiful. If I had a biscuit...
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Posted: 11/21/2010 11:50 AM PST
I'd get bored and watch the video I recorded again! BOOM! If I looked like johnny depp... < I know thats not how u spell it, cant be bothered to look it up. :)
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Posted: 11/21/2010 7:02 AM PST
OH BOY..Sammie would be very shy and angry after she sobered up, then kick his ass to kingdom come for using me! then again if he dared me too...all depends on the scenerio but i wouldnt mind still kickin his boo-tay! If Navar would explain what the "hell in tarnation" "The Streak" means...
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Posted: 11/20/2010 3:04 PM PST

NavarCrow
He find out that your "The Streak." If your boyfriend had found out all he had to do was get you drunk, and dare you to, to get your clothes off....
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Posted: 11/19/2010 1:57 PM PST
I'd probably seriously give you a show of YOUR LIFEEEEE!! ;) If JDLee actually responded to these comments seeing how it involves him lmao...
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Posted: 11/19/2010 10:17 AM PST
I'd go along with it and enjoy myself WOOHOO! If I recorded that aswell...
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Posted: 11/18/2010 10:59 AM PST
Dude would it be AWESOMEEE!!! If I planned to kidnap JDLee and Benny so that we could do it...
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Posted: 11/18/2010 5:19 AM PST
I'd record it and put it on youtube, therefore a video of us all throwing up would become the number one virul video on the internet! ~YEY! If I posted the video on youtube...
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Posted: 11/17/2010 11:50 AM PST
I'd come out dizzy pulling you to come in to and you'd grudgedly agree. If We went for a 4th time in a spin???
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Posted: 11/17/2010 11:08 AM PST
you'd probably enjoy it again... If I watched them going for a spin...
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:29 AM PST
This s awesome JDLeee!!!!! weeeee again plzzzzzzz again? If Jdlee took me for another spin
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Posted: 11/11/2010 1:14 AM PST
I'd take it for a spin. :) If I took your cool futuristic car for a spin, you'd say...
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Posted: 11/10/2010 6:47 AM PST
Tell sammie all about. Sammie loves a good story. :) Then I would publish and make you rich too :) If I had a cool futuristic car...
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Posted: 11/9/2010 6:27 PM PST
you'd be even more destitute than Navar. If I had a future, I'd...
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Posted: 11/9/2010 3:54 PM PST
You would be so fucking rich navar !! omgeeee lmao If I had a dollar for every 25 cents navar made...
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Posted: 11/9/2010 3:11 PM PST

NavarCrow
we wouldn't be having this conversation. If I had a dollar for every one who owns a gamer console.
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Posted: 11/7/2010 10:35 AM PST
I'd start by using their name instead of using ^ If I was a hardcore gamer...
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Posted: 11/5/2010 11:26 AM PST
A spanner? what's that? If I had a way of getting ^ to like me...
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Posted: 11/5/2010 12:15 AM PST
you'd be screwed. If I had a spanner...
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Posted: 11/4/2010 3:59 PM PST
I'd sell u like a useless prostitute and profit off you...hehehe If I had a screww driver...
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Posted: 11/4/2010 3:09 PM PST
I'd in vite all my mates and we would get trippy... If I was a cartoon character...
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Posted: 11/2/2010 11:15 AM PST
My new non-profit tutor...(im broker then my -SHUT THE FRONT DOOR) f I had a hypnotoad...
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Posted: 11/2/2010 12:57 AM PST
you'd have an occupant of one. If I were as smart as some people think I'm not, I'd be...
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Posted: 11/1/2010 11:30 AM PST
You would be extremely RICH. (*note that I am saying this in a very monotone and sarcastic voice*) Why wouldn't I want you to live in my closet? If I started a closet-living trend.... p.s. (*notes to self-I don't think I can actually say something in both a monotone and sarcastic voice.lol*)
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Posted: 10/31/2010 6:15 PM PST

NavarCrow
you'd need to see a shrink. Why would you want me in your closet? If I lived in a closet........
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Posted: 10/31/2010 12:07 AM PDT
Go crazy with knowledge... If I had Navar locked in my closet...
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Posted: 10/30/2010 11:19 PM PDT

NavarCrow
You'd be someone else I know. That's really weird. Don't do that to me. o.0 If I knew my future, I'd.....
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Posted: 10/30/2010 6:47 AM PDT
i'd surely enoough die of F-ing food poisoning. If I had a purple hair (like it was natural) and had pink eyeballs..... lol
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Posted: 10/29/2010 6:43 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I have no idea what you're talking about, so Ima skipit. Try it with a Cajun accent "Chi-can" If I was a Cajun chef......
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Posted: 10/29/2010 5:32 AM PDT
It would undoubtely be me lmao who apparently says "Chi-can" (even for the bathroom) If I looked like the cool blue star stuff in linkin park's new video...
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Posted: 10/28/2010 7:30 PM PDT

NavarCrow
you'd eat way too much and learn to mis-pronounce the word chicken. Chi-can If I had a pet idiot.....
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Posted: 10/28/2010 4:46 PM PDT
be mercyful sammie, even tho she's just a imwit romanian lol If I had a food zapper (makes food on demand)...
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Posted: 10/28/2010 4:21 PM PDT
eat my own excrement. If I owned and controlled a killer alien robot I'd...
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Posted: 10/28/2010 4:04 PM PDT

NavarCrow
you'd need a cure for loneliness again. If I was a pet monster alien I'd.....
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Posted: 10/28/2010 11:17 AM PDT
you wouldn't e able to tolerate sammie If I had a pet montser alien - thingy who was weirded out by people...
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Posted: 10/27/2010 5:01 PM PDT

NavarCrow
have too many partners to be attractive. If I wasn't such an ass, I'd....
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Posted: 10/27/2010 11:19 AM PDT
actually know someone who "understood" you. If I had a cure for loneliness, I'd..
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Posted: 10/27/2010 10:59 AM PDT
you'd be even more depressed. If I had a cure for inane conversation, I'd...
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Posted: 10/26/2010 6:07 PM PDT
you'd laugh and take a look at the positives If I had a cure for depression, I'd...
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Posted: 10/26/2010 11:59 AM PDT
you'd be the new messiah. If I had a cure for sorrow, I'd...
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Posted: 10/26/2010 11:37 AM PDT
You wouldn't be on webook. If I had a cure for cancer...
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Posted: 10/25/2010 4:35 PM PDT

NavarCrow
you'd get a lot of Micheal Jackson impersonators asking you out on dates. If I had the mind of Stephen Hawking.......
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Posted: 10/25/2010 11:34 AM PDT
You didn't do a "if I had a.." Navar. haha. I get it now. It wasn't funny. But it was a kind attempt lol. What's ICP. If I had a Elvis Presley impersonator for a dad...
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Posted: 10/23/2010 3:40 PM PDT

NavarCrow
If you had courage, if you had a heart..... Lion and the tin man from the Wizard of Oz.....c'mon you can do it..... If you had a clown phobia.... than you probably wouldn't like ICP.
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Posted: 10/22/2010 12:19 PM PDT
elained to sammie what your comment ^^^^^ meant ??? and then you would take a tylenol because i'm persisant. haha. If i had a clown phobia...
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Posted: 10/21/2010 5:57 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I think both of you are stuck in a rerun of The Wizard of Oz. If I had known today was going to be like this, I'd have......
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Posted: 10/21/2010 7:47 AM PDT
say hi to THE AMAZING and ONE and ONLY SAMMIE!! ^ ^ ^ If I had a heart, I'd....
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Posted: 10/21/2010 12:57 AM PDT
someone would always be trying to pin a tail on it. If I had the courage, I'd...
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Posted: 10/20/2010 4:02 PM PDT
you'd only exist to the world by the mail you never come out of your house for. If I had a donkeys ass as a souvenir...
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Posted: 10/20/2010 3:09 PM PDT

NavarCrow
You'd have gotten it from your alien baby's daddy. If they legalized pot I'd.....
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Posted: 10/19/2010 9:23 PM PDT
p.s. errrrrrrrr ^yeah that sounds akward so DO-over. If I had an invisible car...
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Posted: 10/19/2010 9:11 PM PDT
a bunch of HOMO's If I had a baby with a alien, it would look like...
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Posted: 10/19/2010 8:55 PM PDT

NavarCrow
then there really would be a God. Which is even more scary than people only believing there is one. If I was an alien visitor, I'd think humans were.....
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Posted: 10/19/2010 8:51 PM PDT
I'd be a gray blob If I could control all aspecs of the universe...
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Posted: 10/17/2010 1:48 PM PDT
I'd be all on my own... If I lived in a world with only smart people...
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Posted: 10/16/2010 11:32 AM PDT
You might find inner peace--or get some... ;) If I could live in a world without idiots, I'd...
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Posted: 10/15/2010 1:35 AM PDT

NavarCrow
be one step ahead of the rest of us. If I could just get a day off.....
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Posted: 10/14/2010 7:12 PM PDT
every bad pickup line there is and still get rejected--or punched in the nose. If I had a clue, I would...
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Posted: 10/12/2010 2:03 PM PDT

NavarCrow
still get rejected. If I had a photographic memory I would memorize....
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Posted: 10/12/2010 1:38 PM PDT
Navar's maternal grandparents to persuade them not to copulate, nor marry. [Just kidding. :) ] If I could have a night with Jessica Alba, I would... ... ... ...
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Posted: 10/11/2010 6:05 PM PDT

NavarCrow
be running for office or changing the Laws of Physics. If I could time travel back in history I'd visit....
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Posted: 10/11/2010 5:43 PM PDT
you'd put it where the sun doesn't shine for safe-keeping. If I was half as intelligent as I think I am I'd...
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Posted: 10/10/2010 4:11 PM PDT
England, becuase if I get stranded on a foreign country I can't talk the language and won't be able to get home... If I had a pencil and paper...
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Posted: 10/8/2010 6:11 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Never piss outside. If I lived in an submersible home, with an engine to move I'd live off the coast of....
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Posted: 10/8/2010 4:10 PM PDT
i'd go there... If I lived in the North pole, I would...,
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Posted: 9/29/2010 12:02 AM PDT
still have no where to go. If I had somewhere to go I'd...
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Posted: 9/24/2010 3:45 PM PDT

NavarCrow
drown in the bathtub, full of it. If I had a decent car I'd.....
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Posted: 9/24/2010 12:47 PM PDT
you'd be sweating your ass off. If I had a lifetime supply of gin, I'd...
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Posted: 9/24/2010 2:48 AM PDT
I would be wishing I was drinking! If I was wearing a leather jacket...
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Posted: 9/23/2010 3:33 PM PDT

NavarCrow
it would last me beyond the expiration date. (Stupidity offends me. I do have a live and let live policy. You just have to read the fine print. I am not offended that he believes in a maker, just his excuses for the proof of it's existence.) If I was sober right now....
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Posted: 9/23/2010 11:34 AM PDT
I would figure out a way to fill it with enough OX and chill out and breather "sweet" hypnotic air. If I had a gallon of sunny-d...
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Posted: 9/22/2010 7:35 PM PDT
live happily at the point of less resistance? If I had a submarine.......... (the bannanas we eat are actually all clones genetic experiments and can't grow naturally in the wild.http://www.damninteresting.com/the-unfortunate-sex-life-of-the-banana#more-971 , just something that I found interesting)
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Posted: 9/21/2010 7:40 PM PDT
be staring at your holographic reflection. (Navar, I thought you weren't offended by other people's beliefs. Don't you have a live and let live policy?) If I could survive falling into a black hole I'd...
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Posted: 9/21/2010 4:25 PM PDT

NavarCrow
be enjoying it completely. (Kirk Cameron thinks the shape of the banana is proof of gods existence. Pretty laughable if you ask me. He also payed to deface 150 copies as well as the premise of C. Darwin's Origin of Species.) If I had been to edge of the universe I'd....
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Posted: 9/21/2010 11:49 AM PDT
We'd all visit you, get wasted, and burn the sucker down. (Navar, what's with you and Kirk Cameron? Has he dumped you again?) If I had anything fun to do today, I'd...
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Posted: 9/20/2010 5:41 PM PDT
I'd bring back a dead Neanderthal and pass it off as Bigfoot. Time Travel+ Me =Fortune and Fame first, baby. Then scientific and exploratory stuff. If I had a house in Maui....
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Posted: 9/20/2010 3:16 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I'd use it to bury Kirk Cameron's body. If I had the ability to time travel....
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Posted: 9/19/2010 8:24 PM PDT
I'd have an airtight underwater viewing basement. If I had a bannana plantation....
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Posted: 9/18/2010 5:28 PM PDT

NavarCrow
hopefully want to pay more taxes. And insure we pull out of the National Debt. If I had a House Boat....
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Posted: 9/18/2010 1:34 AM PDT
I'd use it to wash down chocolate chip cookies. If I had ten million dollars, I would...
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Posted: 9/17/2010 5:49 PM PDT

Skyborn
I could be alone for a week. If I had a cup of hot chocolate...
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Posted: 8/30/2010 6:03 PM PDT
Spend time with your loved ones. If I had a RV, I'd go where...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 8:36 PM PDT
the best physicist before Stephen Hawkins but a terrible husband. =) "Easier to understand, but no less interesting. You are an interesting person to chat with." Why? If I had one day left, I'd...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 7:17 PM PDT
Easier to understand, but no less interesting. You are an interesting person to chat with. If I had the intelligence of Einstein, I'd be...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 6:41 PM PDT
be wondering why Baldor was considered a Cuban mathematical terrorist. If I had a broader vocabulary in English, I'd... (PD: I think Einstein hated Math too. It was Eva, his cousin and second wife?, who did much of the carpentry for his theories. That's probably a good reason to get married. =)
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Posted: 8/27/2010 6:21 PM PDT
It would't look like Stephen Fry. (Miss the avatar by the way. Was as good as Dr. Sheldon Cooper.) If I had a better avatar, I'd still...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 5:09 PM PDT
Celcius. If I had a pet...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 2:37 PM PDT

NavarCrow
you'd be able to spell mathematician better. I had a degree, it would be in....
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Posted: 8/27/2010 1:42 PM PDT
Ok seing as we have gone off track, lets continue... lol I never liked math! If I was a mathmamtition...
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Posted: 8/27/2010 12:41 PM PDT
Newton was a bit of a dunce at school, funnily enough. And Einstein was quoted as saying "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." But I love Maths. I just don't have the patience for the Maths we do at school. It's boring, it's too easy, and to be honest, we are taught more about exams than maths.
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Posted: 8/27/2010 12:12 PM PDT
Probably not Einstein or Newton. I loved Math, just hated Algebra. Trig was a great joy. So was Calc. But Algebra just annoyed me. Don't know why. It just did.
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Posted: 8/27/2010 10:42 AM PDT

NavarCrow
Yeah, I hated math too. Didn't everybody?
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Posted: 8/27/2010 9:44 AM PDT
Oh, I'm quite happy with my grade in Spanish. What annoys me is that I can't do a further qualification in Physics due to my Maths result. I'd write letters, but they probably wouldn't do me much good.
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Posted: 8/26/2010 8:34 PM PDT
to whom...
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Posted: 8/26/2010 8:34 PM PDT
hahaha Dorchie, you are very cute! It does! Physically and figuratively and the book is real, I'm not making it up. I think you deserve at least a B in your GCSE for Spanish; whom should we address the letter-fight? =)
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Posted: 8/25/2010 8:50 AM PDT
Oh, mierda. I know that word. I thought it just meant shit.
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Posted: 8/24/2010 5:03 PM PDT
okay.
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Posted: 8/24/2010 4:14 PM PDT
If I had a care in the world...
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Posted: 8/24/2010 4:13 PM PDT
No, I won't, sorry. It's not because it's secret, it's just not very interesting.
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Posted: 8/23/2010 8:34 PM PDT
Ummm derecho... no, no idea. Hablar... to say? "El derecho de hablar m..." "The right to talk/ speak b***sh***" Hablar: To talk, To speak (a language) Decir: To say, to tell Contar: To tell, to count. "If I had any Spanish left in me after this summer, what would I have read there?" --> Dorchie, may you please elaborate on this question?
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Posted: 8/23/2010 12:18 PM PDT
Ummm derecho... no, no idea. Hablar... to say? If I had any Spanish left in me after this summer, what would I have read there?
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Posted: 8/22/2010 10:18 AM PDT
... Keep enjoying life and explain to Dorchie that my "odd" behavior does not differ much from real life. I say all kinds of atrocities. hahaha I tend to treat the forums like napkins, drafts, recycled paper, etc. Please let me know if someone gets annoyed by the "insanity". Please... There is a book in Spanish called "El Derecho de hablar mie..." Sorry, I don't like cursing; this was just pedagogical. But it is a good book, irreverent and quite funny.
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Posted: 8/22/2010 7:10 AM PDT

NavarCrow
You'd still run up a bill. If I could do anything for a living I'd....
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Posted: 8/21/2010 5:18 PM PDT
So different it would be boring If I had a job...
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Posted: 8/21/2010 7:00 AM PDT
John Barrowman. If everyone had played by the rules of this thread, how different would it be?
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Posted: 8/21/2010 1:29 AM PDT
She'd reply: "Because of watermelon." If Dorchadas was fruit, what fruit would he be...
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Posted: 8/20/2010 4:32 PM PDT
Spanish. If mstrongair was to tell me why she has been so odd recently...
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Posted: 8/20/2010 1:04 PM PDT
make some contributions to pay the National Debt. If I could be teaching something online and there would be some students, I would teach...
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Posted: 8/18/2010 3:34 PM PDT
Be posting frigthening images of yourself bathing. If I had ten million dollars, I'd...
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Posted: 8/17/2010 10:37 PM PDT

NavarCrow
made Pangaea more obvious. If I had a webcam for youtube I'd....
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Posted: 8/17/2010 10:08 PM PDT
Run down to the store for a CrowBar Saints chocolate bar. If I had made the world, I woulda...
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Posted: 8/17/2010 9:42 PM PDT

NavarCrow
CrowBar Saints of course.Chocolate and peanut butter nougat center. Maybe some caramel or butterscotch too. Our mascot would be teddy bear with a crowbar setting off the air bags of people who lay on the horn when old people fall asleep crossing the street. If I had invented the wheel I'd use it to...
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Posted: 8/17/2010 7:09 PM PDT
I'd probably choke to death laughing at you! If Navar were a saint, what kind of candy bar would he be...
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Posted: 8/16/2010 12:05 PM PDT

NavarCrow
The rest of us, normal folk. Who would run the Government? oh my..... If I was a tyrannical dictator.....
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Posted: 8/16/2010 9:48 AM PDT
It'd be mighty cold, not too mention the lack of an internet connection. If Republicans and Democrats killed all of each other off, who would be left...
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Posted: 8/14/2010 3:20 PM PDT

NavarCrow
We'd start destroying other planets to keep it that way. If people could vacation on Haley's Comet....
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Posted: 8/14/2010 1:06 PM PDT
You'd miss the life you have now. If the world was at peace...
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Posted: 8/12/2010 12:37 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Hopefully you'd draw peace symbols and not crosses. :P If I had a life....
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Posted: 8/12/2010 12:32 AM PDT
You'd wear it to Crazy Town. :O If Navar was wearing a straight-jacket and I had a pocket full of marking pens, I'd draw on his jacket...
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Posted: 8/10/2010 7:53 AM PDT

NavarCrow
Mutilating your psyche. If I had a straight -jacket.....
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Posted: 8/10/2010 7:40 AM PDT
be running away from the police 10 seconds later ;) If I had violently beaten mgstrongair with a hammer, then mercilessly beat his corpse, I would be...
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Posted: 8/10/2010 12:41 AM PDT
You'd either be brain dead or on your way to Crazy Town. (I thought themaster was bad... ) If I had a hammer and mstrongair was nearby, I'd...
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Posted: 8/9/2010 1:24 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Does that count as spam? If I had made sense of that....
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Posted: 8/9/2010 10:45 AM PDT
A Terrorist is someone who is always at TERRO when He should be in TERRA, in LAND... Connecting to the EAR-TH (The "Ear" who is always "Listening" to the "Heart-h". It has always been alwasy about the PAR-ET-O's LAW: PAIR - AND - O G'd's LAW. ENG-EL-S-LAND MIRACLE I always wondered when RAISED as a CAT-HOLI-C (I knew the CAT was SOME-WHERE) but thanks for the WHISKERS and THE PURRS... What kind of a cat, I mean, A CAT, could I be if it were not for those?) What was the heck! of those MA-G-I-CIANS at the POSADA? in that VILLA-N-CICO (There are always Villains in a S-TORY to make A MASTER'S PLOT; that's how we emulate G'd) *** INCIENSO --> IN - SIEN (look for English Translation) - SO... But anyways *** MIRRA *** ORO --> AU --> AU-ORO --> AURA: My Grandmother = Dawn = Down (It is always about the "Syn-drome" (typo here: Shy-dorme) So puzzled, so puzzled... But One to turn a Woman; must certainly be in the FOR-NICE: 4 N - ICE: CIEN CUATROS CIEN CUARTOS CUATROSCIENTOS Mirra? What was that? I don't even know how to see it in ENG-LI-SH, in the Language of the Angeles. But I just found TODAY and turned ABSOLUTEly HAPPY, inebriating, like a Vodka... I knew that RUSSIAN very WELL: ABSOLUTE --> RUSS-I-AN After ALL is NICE to keep BEING ON LINE. =) Am I telling you NOW that I LOVE YOU wholeheartedly (at the Atomic Level... The Atomic Ant... Ayn Randt (a very questionable spelling). I had the PHILO-SOPHY, El AMOR (ROMA) por el SABER (ABE SiR). You SAW (WAS) my AIR, My HAIR, My HER and You threw down your MAG-NI-FI-SCIENCE down to me, a little flower, a little girl; an IMAGE so WONDERFUL that I couldn't SEE before you COME to the EARTH. NOT A KING? FOOL YOURSELF! Because it is only a K-ING (Keep KOSHER Guys, I'll explain later); the One who kneels being TOO (Here, Again, Your Glasses, I thought you were making fun of me... And you were, but then I laughed and SAW YOUR ABSOLUTELY EMBRIAGATING LOVE) HI FI (High Definition: House Dad) to save a Penny from the streets, to pick it up, put it in his pocket and then GIVE ALL THE LOVE of the IRON MAN and A BIG HAND to the little Girl. That thing of the BIG BAG. And I MUST CONFESS, that I C-HEAT-ED: When I saw your NU-CLEAR RE-ACTIONS. I just ask my Husband, and he said (BTW Guys, that's how I deal up with all the MESS you make... I go there, to the Gold (G'd?) and J U S T asked: CELLO, CIELO, MARK, The Warrior that for more than 20 Years has protected My Heart: At-OM-ic. What is the Theory of the Big Bang again, please? And He told me in just one line CRYSTAL Clearly: "In other words, the Big Bang was not that Big and no Bang" SCIENTISTS! THE RECURRENT CRIMINALS!!! Giving such Anti-Nemo-Technical (Here, I found NEMO). That's how Men talk and DO. Say one thing or the other, and then behave in the opposite. OKAY, OKAY. My husband gave me the weapons (The Jews, The Jews, The Jews!!! The Forever TERRO-rists). That Theory is J U S T and PLAIN stupid. To explain such a little thing to turn into something SOOOO BIG!!! LIKE A GI-ANT ... AGITATING ANT... WITH-OUT the Presence of G'D'S'L'V "I hate when this happens"... I loved this sentence, BTW!
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Posted: 8/9/2010 2:15 AM PDT

NavarCrow
Kill each other prolly. I'm guessing, not be a terrorist. If I died today.....
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Posted: 8/9/2010 12:22 AM PDT
What would we do next? If Osama bin Laden converted to Judism, he would...
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Posted: 8/8/2010 9:03 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Do the same thing we do every night Pinky, Try To Take Over The World...... If we had taken over the world.....
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Posted: 8/8/2010 5:32 PM PDT
Step in cow crap. If Navar and I got along better we would...
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Posted: 8/8/2010 3:52 PM PDT
I would confused on where I was recieving the nickels from. If I had a job as a cattle rancher, the last thing I'd want to do is...
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Posted: 8/7/2010 1:51 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Probably get along a lot better. If I had a nickel for every time that guy tried to start some shit....
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Posted: 8/7/2010 1:08 PM PDT
You'd be a lot happier--until he shot you with his twelve gauge shotgun like he's been wanting to for years now. If Navar and I lived next door to each other we would...
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Posted: 8/5/2010 7:09 PM PDT

NavarCrow
You'd be a stalker.....(laughs manically) JDLee: You should see the rest of my family, they make me look like a saint most of the time. If I had shot my neighbor w/ my bb Gun, like I wanted to for years now.....
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Posted: 8/5/2010 6:50 AM PDT
TO MY HOUSE AND THEN TAKE ME BACK TO PLUTO!!! If I had Dorchadas...address...(laughs)
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Posted: 8/5/2010 12:51 AM PDT
Clean up your act? :D If I had a space ship, where would I go that's better than where I am...
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Posted: 8/3/2010 5:53 PM PDT

NavarCrow
Fly! Duh? If I had time I would....
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Posted: 8/3/2010 10:51 AM PDT
I wouldn't bother finding it out. If I were an angel I would...
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Posted: 7/25/2010 5:20 PM PDT
You'd be cleaning more toilets. If I knew back then what I know now...
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Posted: 7/25/2010 4:48 PM PDT
I'd wander what was going through my mind when I bought a monkey. If I possesed a super power...
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Posted: 7/24/2010 5:25 PM PDT

NavarCrow
be making better money. If I had a monkey named Ampersand ...
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Posted: 7/24/2010 12:49 AM PDT
You'd shoot them with a camera. If I had a better job I'd...
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Posted: 7/23/2010 3:19 PM PDT
I'd wish for three more If I could shoot anybody...
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Posted: 7/5/2010 5:25 PM PDT
We shoot you to put you out of Our misery. ;) If I had one more wish...
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Posted: 7/4/2010 4:18 PM PDT
I would flog it on ebay, if I had had 1 day left to live...
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Posted: 7/3/2010 11:30 AM PDT
You'd fire it backwards and sprain your spine. If I had a soundsystem...
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Posted: 7/3/2010 9:25 AM PDT

NavarCrow
you'd be a dollar deeper in debt. if I had a bazooka loaded with fireworks....
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Posted: 7/3/2010 8:24 AM PDT
You'd cure ancer. If I had $1 exact...
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Posted: 6/27/2010 7:35 PM PDT
You'd be dinner. If I had a miracle...
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Posted: 6/23/2010 8:46 PM PDT

NavarCrow
You might convince me to believe God likes to lick his nads. If I had a demon dog....
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Posted: 6/23/2010 4:10 PM PDT
You'd be crucified by me and my pagan homeboys. If everything were backwards, and a dog was god...
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Posted: 6/23/2010 2:50 PM PDT
it would have jesus shooting down all government officials... If I was jesus...
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Posted: 6/23/2010 8:12 AM PDT
I'd have exactly nothing. I've never even seen a nickel. I've seen one dollar once. It had a pyramid with the eye of horus on it. I don't trust the dollar. If I had a piece of stained glass...
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Posted: 6/22/2010 3:35 PM PDT

NavarCrow
teach it to pluck out eyeballs and start forest fires. Oh wait! They already do those things. If I had a nickel for every time I wished I had a nickel....
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Posted: 6/21/2010 10:23 PM PDT
A raven. If I had a raven...
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Posted: 6/21/2010 2:33 PM PDT
not have paper. If I was an animal I would be...
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Posted: 6/2/2010 12:38 AM PDT
I'd stick it up--never mind! :D If I knew the answer, why would I...
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Posted: 6/1/2010 12:58 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I'd find me a nice little red head and sing Little Red Corvette. If I had a pencil that could sharpen itself I would...
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Posted: 5/31/2010 11:17 PM PDT
I would teach it to carry me like in Avatar and fly wherever I wanted to go. If I had a little red convertible I would...
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Posted: 5/26/2010 8:18 AM PDT
I would choose sleeping in. If I had a pterdactyl I would...
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Posted: 5/25/2010 8:34 PM PDT
I'd go to the Lost island and never return. If I had to chose between sleeping in or going for a jog....
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Posted: 5/25/2010 6:23 PM PDT
I'd chuck it through said neighbors window (she's been especially Pi$$y this week) if I had a million dollars...
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Posted: 5/25/2010 5:50 AM PDT
I'd send it to the conservatives and tell them it's a present to open, "all you have to do is press this switch." If I had a bowling ball...
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Posted: 5/24/2010 4:02 PM PDT
I'd get it neutered first off, then teach it to eat my neighbors lawn decorations. (freaking home owner president having a %&$@ING melt down every time we even move a stone) If I had a nuke....
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Posted: 5/19/2010 1:38 PM PDT

NavarCrow
She'd swim. She is always playing with running water and loves to jump in my dish water. She's a rather strange cat. If I had a lion for a pet...
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Posted: 5/18/2010 1:55 PM PDT
I would buy all the twilight books/films/memorabilia in the whole world and watch them burn in a great big bonfire heh heh heh If I had dropped your pussycat in the bath...
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Posted: 5/8/2010 7:38 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I would stare at it wondering what it was for. If I had a trillion dollars...
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Posted: 5/7/2010 6:55 AM PDT
I would put them in the bin, If I had a brand new combine harvister!
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Posted: 5/7/2010 6:55 AM PDT
I would put them in the bin, If I had a brand new combine harvister!
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Posted: 5/6/2010 7:33 PM PDT

TsungChi
I'd trade it for an ipod.... If I had a book of matches......
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Posted: 5/6/2010 1:37 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I'd make some coffee to wash it down and be on a sugar rush for the rest of the day. If I had a stereo
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Posted: 5/6/2010 1:04 PM PDT

ZanneP
I'd finish a manuscript If I had a chocolate cake
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Posted: 5/6/2010 12:24 PM PDT

NavarCrow
I'd publish your manuscript. If I had the time
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Posted: 5/6/2010 11:07 AM PDT

ZanneP
I'd still try to make it better If I won the lottery
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Posted: 5/6/2010 8:12 AM PDT
I'd trade it in for a left-handed can opener If I had a finished manuscript..
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Posted: 5/6/2010 12:32 AM PDT

NavarCrow
I'd drive it off a bridge. If I had a can opener...
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Posted: 4/30/2010 4:40 AM PDT
It basically is what it is, you start by saying 'If I had a...' then put whatever you want after it, then the next person would say what they would do with it! So, for example ME: If I had a broom stick... YOU: I would hit everyone on the head with it. YOU: If I had a... get it? So you answer to the previous then start your own... So lets get started! If I had a car...
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