What's better than writing your masterpiece? Putting it off until tomorrow. Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 5/19/2011 1:26 PM PDT
Posted: 5/19/2011 7:22 AM PDT
Rules are for breaking. That is why I will always win.
Posted: 5/14/2011 8:51 AM PDT
Had them published. BWhahah. I wins.
Posted: 5/13/2011 12:55 PM PDT
Oh! Darn! Until the rules are published, I am afraid I am the only winner! :D
Posted: 5/11/2011 7:41 AM PDT
Ah HA! That's why Mykah wrote a new one. ^^ I win
Posted: 5/11/2011 1:31 AM PDT
I lost the rule book... darn, butI still win :D
Posted: 5/8/2011 7:57 AM PDT
Ffts. Someone needs to write a less biased rule book. >.>
Posted: 5/8/2011 6:24 AM PDT
No... the actual rule book reads as follows.
HOW TO PLAY 'I WIN':
1.)THE LAST POST ALWAYS WINS - as long as that post is written by the creator of the the game.
Hmmm... so It looks like I was the creator... I WINS!
Posted: 5/7/2011 10:27 AM PDT
MEh. I already wrote the rule book. And it states I win.
Posted: 5/6/2011 7:58 AM PDT
But the rule book says that I still win... I will write the rule book and post it later.
Posted: 5/5/2011 4:40 PM PDT
-Gets a beast of a lightning scar on her forehead.- OOOOOH Pretty. o.o
Annnddd I win
Posted: 5/3/2011 11:54 PM PDT
let me think...
I believe I have come up with a counter spell... I cast the spell AVADA KEDAVRA!
I win :D
Posted: 4/30/2011 4:55 PM PDT
I had the impossi-spell hood on -smug- I win
Posted: 4/26/2011 12:45 AM PDT
I come along and cast multiple dorky spells upon you both that make posting on this forum impossible... I WIN!
Posted: 4/16/2011 1:51 PM PDT
-Pelts Sammich with skittles and with jedi powers floats the crown onto her own head.- I win.^^
Posted: 4/15/2011 4:23 PM PDT
-feeds rose cookies, steals crown as she is now distracted and screams- I WIN I WIN I WIN!!
Posted: 4/7/2011 7:40 AM PDT
-With obscene amazingness, gathersher light-saber-ified chunks back together.- Nope. I win.
Posted: 4/7/2011 7:40 AM PDT
-With obscene amazingness, gathersher light-saber-ified chunks back together.- Nope. I win.
Posted: 4/6/2011 7:27 PM PDT
-simply ninja poofs upon the occupants of this thread afore pulling out her light saber hacking EVERYONE into lazer-fied chunks- moo ha ha I WIN duh :p
Posted: 4/6/2011 11:16 AM PDT
Well technically everytime one of us replies, that person is in the lead.
Oh, and I WIN
Posted: 4/6/2011 2:08 AM PDT
Again experience is everything so look who is in the lead...!
Posted: 4/5/2011 7:35 AM PDT
Well I just started and yet... I WIN
Posted: 4/5/2011 2:57 AM PDT
But those who play the game more, always come out best!
Posted: 4/3/2011 7:16 AM PDT
Mmmm... Eh. Why not.
I win. ^^
Posted: 3/31/2011 8:21 AM PDT
My technique is to wait until all the big players have worn themselves out in a prolonged slogging match against each other, then sneak in just one post for the win.
It can't fail!
Posted: 3/28/2011 1:19 AM PDT
not you, because I did!
Posted: 3/27/2011 4:20 PM PDT
Guess who just won Bennyboi
Posted: 3/21/2011 5:14 AM PST
noobs are nooby, winners are the ones who complain about noobs, i hate noobs...
Posted: 1/25/2011 11:52 AM PST
(secretly places a tiara on Jdlee) yeah pssh I totally agree with navar >.<
Posted: 1/20/2011 2:00 PM PST
Winners are so snobby.
Posted: 1/20/2011 1:29 PM PST
Did too I won!
Posted: 1/20/2011 1:46 AM PST
Did not! I WON!
Posted: 1/19/2011 11:06 AM PST
Yo dadda I WON!
Posted: 1/17/2011 10:33 AM PST
Yo momma. I WIN!
Posted: 1/15/2011 8:30 AM PST
Digs through horse manure and pulls out her auto-matic ray gun of instant kill awesome-ness. She begins shouting "Bow down bishes I am your alien goddess who WON!!!!" and kicks Jdlee's ashes ..tehhehehheeee
Posted: 1/12/2011 11:12 AM PST
Drops 1000 pounds of fresh horse manure on Sammie from a vintage World War 2 bomber while shouting, "I WIN! I WIN!"
Posted: 1/6/2011 11:26 AM PST
Haha yeah right jdlee I so won this bish!! hahhahha I WON!
Posted: 1/4/2011 12:54 PM PST
Good. 'Cause I win. HA HA!
Posted: 1/2/2011 7:46 PM PST
Okay, Dorchadas, I won't comment again, that would be wrong....
Posted: 12/31/2010 12:25 AM PST
No. No we are not. Don't bother commenting again everyone.
Posted: 12/31/2010 12:14 AM PST
Are we still playing this game?
Posted: 12/29/2010 5:33 PM PST
TM's right, you know. I'll beat you all.
Posted: 12/29/2010 4:27 PM PST
I won tho.. :,,,,( u guys already said sammie won! :( (sits in a corner and cries!) Wienners
Posted: 12/29/2010 1:29 PM PST
Who the hell is cutie?
Let me at em, this is my contest to win!
Which I just did...
Posted: 12/28/2010 10:06 AM PST
I win. Not you, cutie.
Posted: 12/28/2010 10:02 AM PST
its a shame non of you see it ... cutie will win this game . he has thee endurance the stamina , never once has he ...
he will win all your efforts will be in vain .
as for the semi automatic .... try it .... i wont fight .... my death is my gratest point to prove .
CUTIE WILL WIN the more you keep trying the worse your combined defeat will be ;)
Posted: 12/28/2010 9:54 AM PST
Only a loser would call someone else a loser. Takes one to know one. I believe everyone's a weinner, er, a winner. But I win!
Posted: 12/26/2010 8:29 AM PST
Obama said unemployment wouldn't go above 8% and Guantanamo Bay would be closed.... Who you gonna believe?
Posted: 12/25/2010 9:37 PM PST
Obama says I win so I win
Posted: 12/23/2010 6:49 PM PST
You lose. Always.
Posted: 12/22/2010 1:44 AM PST
I win. Always.
Posted: 12/20/2010 3:20 PM PST
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Posted: 12/17/2010 9:43 AM PST
wow thats great news, and hey, I don't actually of total control over who wins those comps, it's down to all the judges, who are in fact very different people. So it changes, however your name has come up in a couple of the discussions we have had, so maybe this time around you could win... not like you want it or anything.
Anyway, good luck with your write, may I look at it some time?
Posted: 12/17/2010 6:44 AM PST
no shana!! no u don't win!! *tackles shana and dorchie* be still and see that sammie is winner!!!!
Posted: 12/16/2010 7:37 PM PST
You never had to say you don't see me as talented. You just keep picking someone else's entry on everyone of your challenges. That's okay. The Webook staff doesn't think I can write either. I don't need the glory . . . I just need Appleseeds to send me my official contract after giving me a formal assignment. They said, "Eight to ten weeks" back in early October after I submitted to their magazine what YOU rejected. (Gotcha) A paycheck beats your glory page, but thanks for the prompt idea. Of course, without the formal contract, I'm getting antsy.
P.S. Does this mean I win?
Posted: 12/16/2010 2:29 PM PST
I shall win, as surely as the sun shall rise, and taxes still exist when it does.
Posted: 12/16/2010 5:42 AM PST
That last thread made no sense lol I won and shanna is my witness lol
Posted: 12/16/2010 5:41 AM PST
You did loose even shanna even congraduated...
Posted: 12/15/2010 10:53 PM PST
Who won? I was busy spamming the forums and having poor Garyjc erase them all. Did I lose?
Wait, oh thank God, I didn't.
Posted: 12/14/2010 7:25 AM PST
ooooooooooooooooooooooo yay so I WON!!
Posted: 12/14/2010 12:52 AM PST
what? I never siad anything about not seeing your talent shanapupik, where did that come from?
Posted: 12/13/2010 5:33 PM PST
Thanks for the link. I'd never heard of that group, but posted my failed P2F on it. Oh, and Sammie, congrats on your win. Uh . . .
Posted: 12/13/2010 11:47 AM PST
I think the game has died..so i win.
Posted: 12/13/2010 12:00 AM PST
Shana, I love ya, but if you're looking for a real challenge:
Try stopping by and experiencing some real writers, real readers, and real reviews. I'm talking about the Reality Challenge.
Yes, we know that says "Reality Contest" but we renamed it because it's not a contest, it's a challenge. We're challenging you to post your work and have it read and reviewed by people who know what they're talking about. We're challenging you to review books that are as close as you can get to being published. We're challenging you to do what this site was meant to do: write, read, and review. But do it the right way.
So go to that link, if you dare, and read the rules and do your thing. We can make this place pop again, but we need your help...
Posted: 12/12/2010 3:25 PM PST
I want to win for my writing, not my ability to waste my time posting on silly forums. Sorry, b!
Posted: 12/12/2010 3:22 PM PST
Oh come on! I'm no smarter nor more clever than anyone else on this site. I don't even have a little blue "Top Writer Ribbon" on my page, have entered and lost every two-week challenge, went nowhere on my one P2F, and Bennieboi never even chooses my work in his challenges. . . but I can write about "androgynous." How about an animal with this trait? A fantasy land where everyone is androgynous?
I need to not win this one so easily. Check it out at http://www.webook.com/submission.aspx?p=f447e1096d664be4847946cc37e43260&st=937c32f0419d4fd6b663de0d3d6aa806. And while your at it, check out my story at bennyboi's page. http://www.webook.com/submission.aspx?p=7b1fdcf949d54851abbdf8767c840df8&st=a9f04441e4284220854813a5cdb5c2a7.
Just because Bennyboi doesn't see my talent doesn't mean I suck, does it? And by the way, you can keep your procrastination victory and pretend like I didn't really post here.
Posted: 12/12/2010 10:44 AM PST
The word was frickin androgynous! The guy practically dealt his own challenge the death blow! I sat there for five hours trying to write a thousand word short! I write three thousand words an hour when I'm on fire.
I'll be back next time, if there is a next time...
Oh, and I win. Again.
Posted: 12/12/2010 9:58 AM PST
It is STUPID! And a time suck. Y'all can win, and I'll take a better prize in the one word challenge.
Posted: 12/11/2010 6:05 AM PST
Aw!! Ghats so mean..you hurt my feelings!!! Imma tell dorchie!! And navar!! And tkain on you!! (Not like they'll do anything) welll yeah *cries a little* I won!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I'm. A winner!!!!
Posted: 12/10/2010 12:22 PM PST
I''m pretty sure I called you a loser, Sammie.
But if I didn't --> loseeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because I won. Yes, I did.
Posted: 12/10/2010 8:45 AM PST
fin called himself a loser so he's out of the running..now to get benny out the way!!! muhahhahhaha
Win is what I did !! I wON!!!
Posted: 12/10/2010 3:55 AM PST
HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS THREAD IS STUPID! How come your posting on it? Hmmmmmm i wiiiiinnnnn :D Jokes.....
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Posted: 12/8/2010 4:58 PM PST
Oh, you're just mad because you lost. I'll do the next one, I'm busy with some stuff for page to fame... oh what the hell? I'll write something up tonight and post it. You win...
No, wait, I WIN!
Posted: 12/8/2010 4:35 PM PST
Now wait a minute Fini . . . You don't have time to write an entry for the One Word In A Thousand - Challenge Four, but you have time to post eleven times on this stupid forum? What's wrong with this picture--huh? I'm on my way to winning that challenge and this one too heads down and up in the air where everyone can kiss my--oh never mind.
Posted: 12/8/2010 4:01 AM PST
awww man, I wanted aids... too much? BUT I WIN!!!
Posted: 12/7/2010 7:27 PM PST
I'm done, I won, and I just gave you all herpes.
Posted: 12/7/2010 6:21 AM PST
Well I'll end it!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON WHEN Gawd said..I will create samantha!! so eat it!!!! I WIN!
Posted: 12/7/2010 2:29 AM PST
and Ben pounces, HE WINS!
Posted: 12/6/2010 7:28 PM PST
You really think you can win that easy?
I hit everyone with a BaseKetball reference and all you have is: Ha!
Sorry Shana, not good enough....
Posted: 12/6/2010 4:11 PM PST
Posted: 12/6/2010 2:04 PM PST
Ask the Milwaukee Beer if that makes a difference.
No, it doesn't.
I win, I will always win, I have very nearly no life...
Posted: 12/6/2010 1:04 PM PST
UNFORTUNATELY THA IS HARDLY THE CASE!!! You guys fail to undersand that I created this game, so I win!
Posted: 12/6/2010 12:16 PM PST
I WILL win this game.
Posted: 12/6/2010 11:03 AM PST
WELL I DID WIN!!! duh lol
You act as if you...
Posted: 12/6/2010 10:53 AM PST
What r u so excited about? It's almost like you think you won.
But I did...
Posted: 12/6/2010 10:31 AM PST
Happy belated birthday!!! :) but it passed now I claim the winner circle!!!!!!! yeah bi-atchhhhhhhhhhhh
lol WINNERrrrrr to the out ...sweat drips down my hands. awllll me me me me motha-lickers ah he he he he goat-damn!!!
Posted: 12/4/2010 9:00 PM PST
Not for long. You should let me stay the winner today because it's my birthday--or almost my birthday. December 5th.
Posted: 12/3/2010 9:11 PM PST
This is getting out of hand. Brekat23 is supposed to be my friend, it says so right on my little friends page. I don't want to have to hurt anyone, I'm being passive aggressive. Don't make me remove the passive part...
Oh, yeah, I WIN!
Posted: 12/3/2010 5:21 PM PST
Posted: 12/3/2010 8:20 AM PST
Winner winner bo binner,
Banana fana for finner
Fe fi mo minner
Posted: 12/3/2010 2:44 AM PST
I solve mine with horrible singing
"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE... [shot in the face by a shotgun...] with.... the sound ... [Punched a few times] h-hills...are... [dead]
I WIN! :D
Posted: 12/2/2010 2:32 PM PST
What are you, Rant Casey?
You can't go around biting people!
Is this how you solve all your problems? With violence?
Posted: 12/2/2010 11:25 AM PST
oh plz. *bites fin* you have rabbies and will die.
Posted: 11/30/2010 8:53 AM PST
I'm pleased to see you've all accepted my dominance with minimal bloodshed.
Posted: 11/29/2010 8:00 AM PST
It's something that everyone has to learn to live with eventually.
Get over it.
Posted: 11/29/2010 12:20 AM PST
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Posted: 11/27/2010 2:39 PM PST
Look who just swooped by 38 posts in and stole the prize.
You know why?
Because I'm a winner...
Posted: 11/27/2010 11:35 AM PST
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Posted: 11/24/2010 9:23 PM PST
This is too easy!
Posted: 11/23/2010 4:30 AM PST
thankyou! Oh look, i win :)
Posted: 11/22/2010 3:26 PM PST
I like that =)
Posted: 11/21/2010 11:51 AM PST
Bang bang, your dead, 20 bullets in your head, one green one blue none of them were meant for you :)
Posted: 11/18/2010 10:56 AM PST
Posted: 11/18/2010 5:17 AM PST
Oh darn, Navar keeps winning... oh wait. YAY I HAVE WON!
Posted: 11/17/2010 4:11 PM PST
Posted: 11/17/2010 1:52 PM PST
But I still win =D
Posted: 11/17/2010 1:52 PM PST
This game will not end as myself the victor until I personally stake each of your hearts - will it!? So - if you make another post on this thread, I will trace your reply to an ip address, run that through to a street address, buy a plane ticket/train ticket, and knock on your door in exactly __ minutes with a loaded semi-automatic!!
lol, I'm playin'! damnnnnnn - I actually have no idea what I'm even talking about and I don't own a gun (I'm bored), please don't report me.
Posted: 11/17/2010 11:49 AM PST
Then if we suck..what do you do?? o.o!! lol
I win. It says so. even obama declares it...hush navar...
Posted: 11/17/2010 11:07 AM PST
hahaha! Guess despite all your best efforts, I am still the winner! EVERBODY SUCKS BUT ME!
Posted: 11/17/2010 6:09 AM PST
I don't like this game.
Posted: 11/16/2010 1:36 PM PST
Hey Sammie =) Thanks for the welcome and for accepting my add *smiles back - but still winning* =D
Posted: 11/16/2010 11:48 AM PST
What is she talking about!
Smiles and welcomes you. There I win and ave won and will always be the winner. understand.
Posted: 11/15/2010 2:31 PM PST
oooo underdog just scored the touchdown on this thread - take that =)
Posted: 11/15/2010 12:59 AM PST
I can win wthout using violence!
Posted: 11/13/2010 7:37 AM PST
how about i smack you with a pot or two..then we'll see who wears the pans.
Posted: 11/12/2010 3:57 PM PST
You're a girl. Thus you've got too much ironing and dish washing to do to win.
I shall win.
Posted: 11/12/2010 11:34 AM PST
There is. i win dorchie..ima girl
Posted: 11/12/2010 9:54 AM PST
Why can't you understand, I'm going to win. There is no maybe about it.
Posted: 11/11/2010 11:28 AM PST
How do you beat me? o.0
Posted: 11/11/2010 1:17 AM PST
I beat ya! Bazinga!
Posted: 11/10/2010 4:47 PM PST
I don't like to compete.
Posted: 11/10/2010 6:49 AM PST
*HIts bennyboi with a bat* hehe I win!
*runs around in tutu screaming at the top of her lungs!*
I WINNNNNNNNNN I WINNNN I WIN I WIN WINNNNNNNNNNNNN HEHE
BOWWWWW DOWNNNNNN B-ITCHESSSSSS!! RAWR
Posted: 11/10/2010 1:33 AM PST
despite all your best efforts, i am the victor! BOW DOWN TO ME!!!
Posted: 11/9/2010 6:25 PM PST
Nope. I win.
Posted: 11/9/2010 11:24 AM PST
You win nothing except a kiss ..COME HERE *runs after u with puckered lips* muahz muahz muahz!!
ha. Thats how you do it boys :) *steps on throne*
Posted: 11/8/2010 4:02 PM PST
I'm just inexorable. I'll win. I'm sorry. Return to your lives.
Posted: 11/8/2010 11:25 AM PST
Yay. Sammie wins all!!
Posted: 11/8/2010 7:03 AM PST
I give up.
... Damnit again!
Posted: 11/7/2010 2:17 PM PST
Nah, I'll win. It's pretty certain.
Posted: 11/7/2010 10:33 AM PST
or not... i win :)
Posted: 11/6/2010 2:43 PM PST
I'll win, okay?
Posted: 11/5/2010 3:56 PM PST
I don't want to play.
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Posted: 11/4/2010 3:11 PM PST
LAST MESSAGE ON THIS POST WINS! :)