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What's better than writing your masterpiece?  Putting it off until tomorrow.  Games, riddles, trivia, diversions, and other outlets of creative procrastination.
Posted: 2/22/2011 6:41 AM PST
Greg, the infamous coffee boy, who in fact gay, happened by. "Hey Ted, break in 15...oh..who's that?" Greg would chip up at Gloxyl and giggle<
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Posted: 2/7/2011 8:04 AM PST
Ted looked confused, not sure what they were talking about anymore.
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Posted: 8/3/2010 1:12 AM PDT
Some don't.
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Posted: 8/1/2010 12:04 PM PDT
Everyone's got one? I guess.
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Posted: 7/31/2010 5:16 PM PDT
That's my style.
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Posted: 7/31/2010 3:32 PM PDT
What a way for an entrance.
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Posted: 7/31/2010 1:43 AM PDT
As you wish.
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Posted: 7/30/2010 6:59 PM PDT
And then Ke$ha died.
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Posted: 7/30/2010 1:21 PM PDT
"You idiot, I was outside!"
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Posted: 7/30/2010 12:54 PM PDT
"It was a grenade launcher, thae whole building was in flames how could I have missed you?!"
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Posted: 7/17/2010 3:03 PM PDT
"You're a bad shot, that's why."
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Posted: 7/7/2010 3:53 PM PDT
"But I thought you were dead! How can you be here and why?"
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Posted: 7/5/2010 5:42 PM PDT
Gloxyl stood up, smiling wickedly.
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Posted: 7/3/2010 12:30 PM PDT
He walked into the cheifs office and almost passed out, it was Gloxyl, but how could it be, he should be dead.
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Posted: 7/3/2010 8:48 AM PDT
Ha had sudden vision, that there was a singing mole, on his left butt cheek. Oh never mind that's from last weeks episode of Futurama.
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Posted: 7/2/2010 10:26 PM PDT
Where was everyone, he wondered.
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Posted: 7/2/2010 5:46 AM PDT
(don't forget this is supposed to be a one sentence per post story ok) He pulled himself away from the desk shaking his head to clear it and continued on, surprised that he hadn't seen anyone in a while.
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Posted: 7/2/2010 1:54 AM PDT
He stopped--again the stupid thoughts were filling his head--someone wanted to keep him from knowing what was really going on; when he found out who that person was, he knew he'd go caveman on his or her head!
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Posted: 6/30/2010 5:11 AM PDT
He sat down and began siftng through the papers. But unfortunatly, his manic OCD depressive polar seasonally affective depression secretarial disorder kicked in, and he felt the tremendous urge to do the job of the secretary who usually occupied the desk. He began filing. Form b534 went to folder 564. Form b2164 went to folder 36544. Form b538594 went to folder 75964. Form b56544 went to folder 365744. Form b6748284 went to folder 36485. Form b573874 went to folder 344. Form b5543234 went to folder 3463844. Form b848594 went to folder 33756424....
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Posted: 6/30/2010 4:50 AM PDT
It didn't matter, he had a job to do so he made his way to the main office once again, determined to find out what was really going on.
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Posted: 6/29/2010 11:50 AM PDT
"That's not my memory--who's putting those words into my head!"
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Posted: 6/28/2010 2:48 PM PDT
"Even into things, like on my birthday when she insisted she could fit into the dragons head if she just sucked her stomach in....It was amazing that she did especially being about 230 pounds. I remembered that coaster coasted. It moved so slow the parents walked with it as they flashed photos." He smiled at the memory.
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Posted: 6/27/2010 7:43 PM PDT
"Even so, mum can get outta anything."
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Posted: 6/13/2010 4:42 PM PDT
He shook his head, "it couldn't be her, as far as he knew she was still safely ensconsed on planet Telnax."
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Posted: 6/11/2010 11:46 AM PDT
"Is it my mum?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 12:13 PM PDT
"You should" I was confused but i started looking, desperatly for a way out.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 12:11 PM PDT
"Should I?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 12:08 PM PDT
"Don't you know?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 12:05 PM PDT
"Who are you?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 12:00 PM PDT
'It's all a game!" the voice laughed.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:55 AM PDT
"Where'd that damned wall come from?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:55 AM PDT
Bam!
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:53 AM PDT
the vocie only chides, and so i pick myself up and stumble down the rest of the remaining steps.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:49 AM PDT
"And boken my face?"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:46 AM PDT
"I told you.you should have gond through the mirror." The voice snided.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:44 AM PDT
"I boke my nost!"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:43 AM PDT
He found the stairs and face planted after tumbeling down 15 steps. "Ouch."
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:41 AM PDT
"Now you're talking," he replied.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:40 AM PDT
"Fine be a stubborn mule, just use the bloody stairs to your right 29 paces over." the voice spoke of irritation.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:38 AM PDT
"Nope."
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:38 AM PDT
"Concentrate..and you will." The voice said and once more disappeared.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:36 AM PDT
He slammed into the glass and exclaimed, "I can't pass through glass!"
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:33 AM PDT
Scared to his wits he did as he was told.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:30 AM PDT
"Through the dark glass, then turn left," a voice whispered in his ear.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:28 AM PDT
But where was I to run when the whole building was pratically made of mirrors!
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Posted: 6/9/2010 11:16 AM PDT
The hand had come out of the mirror!
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Posted: 6/9/2010 10:52 AM PDT
For a moment he saw a beautiful woman inside the mirror looking at him, then he quickly duck out of reach as the glass hand came down on him.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 10:39 AM PDT
He cut his human, fleshy finger on the broken mirror's glass.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 10:03 AM PDT
I didn't see at first, my common sense was telling me to be wary, but it was so beautiful; I had to touch it.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 10:00 AM PDT
"Ten thirty one" his hand corrected.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:57 AM PDT
His glass hand look almost animated as it passed the crack into his line of vision. "10:30" He whispered aloud to no one in particular.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:55 AM PDT
The mirror was cracked.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:38 AM PDT
I could see the famous scar, running from his left brow to the corner of his chafed lips.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:21 AM PDT
Looking in a gigantic mirror at himself.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:13 AM PDT
A man with a glass hand. The sentence alone echoed in his mind as he inched around the corner of the office. There he was.
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Posted: 6/9/2010 9:10 AM PDT
What concerned him most was the silence--where was the man with the glass hand?
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Posted: 6/9/2010 5:12 AM PDT
He strode carefully through the building being careful to keep a look out for any more surprises.
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Posted: 1/8/2010 7:58 PM PST
His narrator had abandoned him and others had attacked him, taking over his world because he was all alone and helpless. The Narrator should never have left him alone and now he had doubts he even wanted to know the Narrator anymore. But still, there was hope...
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Posted: 1/8/2010 6:27 AM PST
He was now alone and it was high time he put everything to rights and found out what was going on.
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Posted: 1/8/2010 6:26 AM PST
(hey, ted was the main character and you killed him that's not nice! I will just have to revive him) Slowly Ted rose and looked around wandering how everything had suddenly gone so crazy, the bullets had knocked him out good but had now passed through his unique body structure and were scattered on the floor.
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Posted: 12/4/2009 4:57 PM PST
Glad you liked it, Avarius.
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Posted: 12/4/2009 6:45 AM PST

Avarius
haha
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Posted: 12/4/2009 12:43 AM PST
Guy removes his wondrous invention, the Guy Hole, from his pocket, plasters it against a wall, touches a tiny dial on the side, and breaks a NASTY wind into the command center of the man wearing the embroiddered red eagle and just as quickly resets the dial and folds his Guy Hole up before returning it to his pocket.
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Posted: 12/3/2009 1:24 PM PST

Avarius
*Click then camera flash* ~millions of light years away~ "Sir we have received confirmation on the where abouts of "Guy" Magillicutti" stated a young brown haired man. "Where is he?" asked an older gentleman wearing a black uniform with a red eagle embroiddered onto the chest. "Well sir its more like when is he.." replied the young man. "Okay Private then when is he?" questioned the man. "General he is in Italy at the 21st Century," replied the young private. "Well we can't have him meddling with dimensional transportation, so send it the IDPD," order the General "Yes sir!" he said as he moved a screen to the side on a translucant touch screen.
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Posted: 11/29/2009 2:39 PM PST
Guy ran and ran and ran, until he was out of breath, then, stopping behind a wall, pulled out his Guy Hole, pressed it against the wall and jumped through, travelling to another world and landing on a bitchy Italian kid with big eyes and a cell phone camera in his hand.
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Posted: 11/21/2009 10:26 PM PST
Guy hopped off of the fat drooling dude, folded his Guy Hole into his pocket, kicked Mr. Burns in his shrunken balls and ran for his life!
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Posted: 11/21/2009 8:35 AM PST

Avarius
What Guy didn't know was that by creating a gateway through realities it drew the attention of a crotchety old man and his assistant. "I'll buy that device of yours," said the old man.
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Posted: 11/20/2009 8:45 PM PST
But Guy slipped through a hole, the Guy Hole, into an alternate reality, where he landed on a yellow-colored fat dude eating a donut who said, "Marge, somebodies sitting on me!"
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Posted: 11/20/2009 8:35 PM PST

Avarius
What Guy didn't know was that the door he just smashed through was actually tied to a security system due to the nature of the projects taking place in the building, as a highly armed team of security agents came around the corner to stop the intruder.
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Posted: 11/12/2009 7:27 PM PST
Guy throws his gun at the janitor, who slips in the goop and falls, while Guy leaps over him and runs through a nearby glass door, with a WHAM!
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Posted: 11/12/2009 6:56 AM PST

Avarius
You think of me as a zombie catholic priest? lol nice. Thank you that was my Halloween costume for this year. "Hey are you going to clean that mess up?" stated an older gentleman who walked in wearing a janitors attire.
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Posted: 11/12/2009 12:32 AM PST
{Ah, Avarius, your new avatar is more like how I think of you. :) Actually, I like it.} So Guy fires the rest of his bullets into the alien's head, laughing as the head explodes in green goop!
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Posted: 11/11/2009 3:16 PM PST

Avarius
"Bloody Hell! You know how hard it is to maintain my "Ted" suit?" he growled in english through an oral translator that is build around his neck.
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Posted: 11/10/2009 1:45 PM PST
Then Ted's skin split apart and an alien bureacrat from London popped out.
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Posted: 10/21/2009 12:24 AM PDT
But Guy shoved Ted back and fired five times, pumping Ted full of lead.
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Posted: 10/20/2009 12:58 PM PDT
The gun had gone off hitting the wall and in that moment ted jumped on the guy and grabbed for the gun.
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Posted: 10/6/2009 12:57 PM PDT
Asked for a one line story, I gave the shortest one I could. Use your imagination.
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Posted: 10/6/2009 6:20 AM PDT
( I don't really get the last two posts)
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Posted: 10/3/2009 9:59 PM PDT
Bang.
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Posted: 10/2/2009 5:53 PM PDT
As the rag tag "family" watched Aily get up and stagger away, Alec said, "Come on kids, it looks like we need a taller building."
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Posted: 10/1/2009 8:21 AM PDT
Meanwhile Ted couldn't help but just stare in shock, someone had suddenly died in front of him and the intended murderer was cussing and waving a gun around, I mean what the heck could he do?
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Posted: 7/13/2009 3:35 PM PDT
"OMG WTF ROFW!" Harold swore in his native tongue, txtish.
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Posted: 7/13/2009 3:27 PM PDT
Frank breahed heavily, this was newer to him than he hoped it seemed, a throbbing began in behind his eyes and gradually intensified until the arteries in his brain swelled under the pressure, then it was released. Frank fell to the floor as this brain filled with the very thing that had given him life for thirty nine years.
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Posted: 7/12/2009 3:59 PM PDT
"Unlikely." Frank pulled a .44 magnum from inside his jacket and pointed it directly at Harold's face, with a sure and steady hand, he cocked it.
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Posted: 7/12/2009 3:18 PM PDT
"well you could always die you miserable bastard." The retort suprised its owner.
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Posted: 7/12/2009 3:16 PM PDT
Frank nodded, his expression menacing as he reached into his jacket. "You've left me no other choice."
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Posted: 7/9/2009 4:24 PM PDT
As a slow burning sensation crawled up his throat.
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Posted: 6/10/2009 3:33 PM PDT
Ted looked at Harold then back at Frank, " So Frank you here to kill us then?"
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Posted: 5/26/2009 11:40 PM PDT
"Harold," Frank started, his usual easy-going voice now cold and threatening. "I thought we had taken care of you."
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Posted: 5/25/2009 5:01 PM PDT
(sorry that's supposed to be Frank not Harold)
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Posted: 5/20/2009 9:41 AM PDT
The hatch opened and Harold from personel was looking down at them, his bulbous eyes calm and Ted had to wonder if another person was going to try to kill them or if finally someone was going to get him out of this elevator, Harold had always seemed like a nice guy after all.
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Posted: 1/22/2009 9:05 AM PST
"now what," Ted cried.
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Posted: 1/18/2009 6:27 PM PST
"But-" before Ted could finish, the light shut off, and there was a tremendous THUD from atop the elevator.
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Posted: 1/5/2009 7:09 AM PST
"We don't have time for twenty questions, things are happening fast and I need your help."
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Posted: 1/1/2009 10:57 AM PST
"You still haven't answered the question of why you are here."
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Posted: 12/19/2008 8:22 AM PST
"It was a trap that was set to go off when somone entered and pushed the button," his brother explained.
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Posted: 12/12/2008 6:56 AM PST
"If not you, than who?"
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Posted: 11/30/2008 5:35 PM PST
"I can't really explain but I can say that I didn't stab you," his brother said mysteriously.
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Posted: 11/24/2008 7:44 AM PST
"Things have been pretty odd all day and now you show up right after I was stabbed, I have to wonder if these things are connected."
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Posted: 11/20/2008 10:59 PM PST
"I'm fine" I snapped, unwill to show my weakness.
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Posted: 11/20/2008 5:16 PM PST
"I'm here," Harold clucked through his teeth as he always did when nervous, "because it seems to me, you need some help."
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Posted: 11/17/2008 1:26 PM PST
"Harold, why are you here?"
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Posted: 11/13/2008 1:37 PM PST
(This story's become a little disjointed.) Was his step brother working against him in some way?
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Posted: 11/12/2008 10:55 AM PST
(sorry about the double post. my internet hiccupped(dang I can't spell)
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Posted: 11/11/2008 1:46 PM PST
They were really only step brothers but they had always gotten along like they were real siblings.
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Posted: 11/11/2008 1:46 PM PST
They were really only step brothers but they had always gotten along like they were real siblings.
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Posted: 11/8/2008 1:38 PM PST
but it was not just any rizorg it was indeed his brother Viihos why was he here
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Posted: 11/7/2008 11:35 AM PST
He recognised the intruder right away, it was a Rizorg, they are very thin almost like spagetti and just as flexable but surprisingly strong.
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Posted: 11/5/2008 10:58 AM PST
The shirt, formerly crisp and clean, seemed to beg for changing just after the knife made the sixth pass against the fabric.
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Posted: 11/5/2008 10:06 AM PST

Kyougoki
He began to wipe the knife clean with his shirt, which was only slightly tattered from the assault he had experienced.
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Posted: 11/5/2008 8:31 AM PST
It was then that the cloaking device worn by his attacker faded leaving him visible, and vulnerable.
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Posted: 11/5/2008 6:31 AM PST
(I say in an earlier post that he is Betairin. He is an alien and so is most of the NHK. He poses as a human to fit in.) He looked around and tried to figure out where the knife had come from, he was in an elevator by himself, so where did it come from?
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Posted: 11/3/2008 8:33 PM PST

Kyougoki
((Ted is a human being, you silly.))
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Posted: 11/3/2008 10:37 AM PST

Copperdragon
(what is this guy?)
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Posted: 11/3/2008 10:17 AM PST

Kyougoki
His shirt, moist with blood and sweat, began to rot in a revolting stench.
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Posted: 11/3/2008 10:13 AM PST
The sound hurt his sensitive ears but the pain of the wound hurt more and even with the cloth on the wound, he was still bleeding pretty badly.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 10:49 PM PST

Kyougoki
The clang of the knife's impact shattered throughout the room, echoing out to anyone who was nearby.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 9:49 PM PST

Kyougoki
Grasping the knife by the blunted blade, only half covered in blood, he threw it against the cool ground beneath his feet.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 5:43 PM PST
(no problem the last bit in the second part of your second post is a little rough but that is alrught.) He ripped up his suit jacket and held it against the wound as he slowly removed the knife.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 3:17 AM PST

Kyougoki
((Whoops, sorry about that, I had forgotten that it was on "Newest First". Please allow me to retry my answer.)) Quick to his feet, he had regained his strength to get onto his feet, which had enabled him to plan ahead.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 3:14 AM PST

Kyougoki
The thought of his slothfulness rushing through his feeble mind, Ted could then only realize what was best to do: Ease on the gas pedal and hope for the best.
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Posted: 11/1/2008 6:42 AM PST
He had to do something or he would bleed to death, he may be a Betairin, but he could still die from a wound like this one.
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Posted: 10/31/2008 2:54 PM PST

dantesfire
Strakerian blades were embedded with glyteraint, fatal if the victim does not take the antidote within 24hrs, here he was, trapped in a lift, a potentially lethal wound, and the clock was now ticking....,
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Posted: 10/31/2008 12:32 PM PST
a strakerian blade it would have to be , as no other metal could break his skin
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Posted: 10/31/2008 12:27 PM PST
He looked down, seeing a rather large knife protruding from his side and his purple blood flowing out from around it.
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Posted: 10/30/2008 2:21 PM PST
: "arrrgh ," he cried out as something penetrated his side.
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Posted: 10/30/2008 7:46 AM PST
It shouldn't be this quiet, usually the NHK was bustling, but if this was a conspiracy, could the leaders of a conpiracy be the target of one?
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Posted: 10/29/2008 6:45 PM PST
the only sound was his breath whistling through his teeth.
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Posted: 10/29/2008 2:43 PM PST
using the cables to pull himself up he reached the 20th floor where the hatch was open it was all to quiet
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Posted: 10/29/2008 4:09 AM PST
Then remembered and thought,"I have no friends."
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Posted: 10/29/2008 1:47 AM PST
ted smiled to himself remebering his friends jokeing with him about joinging the gym earlier that year if only they were here to see this
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Posted: 10/27/2008 5:55 PM PST
He looked up and reached his long arms up to grasp the maintanence hatch and pulled himself onto the roof of the elevator.
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Posted: 10/27/2008 2:35 PM PST
Something id definitely not right here."he thought to himself"
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Posted: 10/27/2008 8:03 AM PST
the elevator came to an abrupt stop, with such a force he was thrown unsteadily into the elevator doors, he regained his stand, "what the hell"? pushing the restart button repeatedly .
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Posted: 10/25/2008 7:30 AM PDT
there was no sign of anyone so he quickly entered the lift and pressed for floor 21 his office the elevator started with a jolt he statrted to clam down just as
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Posted: 10/25/2008 7:15 AM PDT
He didn't want to alert her in case something bigger behind the scenes was going down, he made some excuse about checking with management and went back out into the hall and toward the elevator.
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Posted: 10/24/2008 8:08 AM PDT
selarta welcomed him with the usual banter of the office but he noticed she had gained a twitch in her neck something wasnt right
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Posted: 10/23/2008 4:06 PM PDT
read Selarta ,, I ,can't type worth a dern
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Posted: 10/23/2008 4:04 PM PDT
Just as he finished transforming into his "real "self ,his internal sensors began telling him that Searta wasn't Selarta.
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Posted: 10/23/2008 3:58 PM PDT
(re post because I messed up) He hurried over to Selarta, his secratary, and let his human disguise slip as he prepared to ask her about the men he had just seen. (sorry about that)
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Posted: 10/23/2008 3:54 PM PDT
(That's all right as long as you noticed.) He hurried over to Selarta, his secretary and let his human disguise as he prepared to ask her about the men he had just seen.
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Posted: 10/23/2008 2:37 PM PDT
(Sorry, I'm new and wrote too many lines. I just looked at a few of the other forums and can see my error.)
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Posted: 10/23/2008 2:08 PM PDT
Two large rough middle eastern men exited the freight elevator. They were to involved moving a large rolled rug to notice Ted , as he eased into the office and settled the door closed on the metal frame.
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Posted: 10/23/2008 1:50 PM PDT
Taking out his lock pick tools he feverishly worked on the lock behind the stack of boxes that provided him cover. The lock gave just as the doors started to open of the industrial freight elevator.
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Posted: 10/23/2008 1:40 PM PDT
He knelled down by a stack of boxes, while taking the safety off his Golck.
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Posted: 10/23/2008 9:27 AM PDT
as he stepped into the lobby a noise startled him it was the elevator the numbers on the panel were descending he started to panic
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Posted: 10/22/2008 9:27 PM PDT

Copperdragon
A chill ran the length of his spine as he surveyed his surroundings.
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Posted: 10/22/2008 6:40 PM PDT

Copperdragon
(there should be a little icon underneath their name that says ignore, just click on it. I think you can take that person off ignore, too, but I have never tried.)
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Posted: 10/22/2008 8:48 AM PDT
as he stepped inside the builind he felt like he was being watched something was definitely different the air was so cold
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Posted: 10/22/2008 7:43 AM PDT
(hey do you know how to unignore someone? I mean if you ignore someone can you undo it?) The entry looked pretty normal, of course but once he used his pass to enter the main part of the building everything was different.
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Posted: 10/21/2008 8:25 PM PDT

Copperdragon
Yeah, dipshit, follow the rules, duh. He took a deep breath of anticipation, and steadied himself for what he knew was about to occur.
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Posted: 10/21/2008 11:52 AM PDT
Ted parked in front of a very boxy looking, rather tall building with the name "NHK INC" on the sign out front.
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Posted: 10/21/2008 11:47 AM PDT
for one thing this is stupid. Do you have a problem? One sentence per post please. Also no sex crap. If you want to be a real writer than write well if you want to write smut then do it somewhere else. everyone else pretend this post is not here and continue.
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Posted: 10/19/2008 5:49 AM PDT
He then realized he was feeling horny, so he took out his cock and begain playing with himself. He had a large cock and soon found out he would need two hands to wank himself off. So he lifted his knees up to steer the car and closed his eyes to get a picture of the nextdoors neighbours wife in his head. As he was bashing his bishop he drove the car into a sex shop and was thrown through the window of his car hitting a blow up doll that look like dolly parton.
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Posted: 10/3/2008 10:07 AM PDT
I thought we could start another one line per person story. I like this, it is fun and doesn't require too much effort or commitment so I hope people join in on this. Here it is. Ted left his perfectly ordinary two story home in a normal looking black suit and tie and got into is very normal red, four door sedan; he put on his triangular glasses and drove down the street at ten miles an hour with the emergency break on.
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