So…you want to know about me, huh? Well, first things first, my name is Josephine, which you probably gathered from the bit up top that says, and I quote, “name”. Ok, now that’s done, second things second, I love books and writing, which you should have figured out by now. If you haven’t, well…um…you haven’t. Okay, moving on.

I’m trying to show you a bit of what I’m like, but it’s kinda hard to do that in a little box on a web page, ‘cause really, people are complicated. Even if we’re trying to be truthful, we only show people what we want them to see. So this is kinda pointless, really. I could be a deranged lorikeet for all you know.

I’m not, though.

I mean, I may be deranged, but I’m not a lorikeet.

Moving on, I’m a student. I'm in year twelve this year. Generally I enjoy school, but sometimes I just get sick of all the work. Sometimes I just want to sit down and work on a webook project, but can't because I have assignments. Actually, I think 'always' fits better than 'sometimes' in that last sentence o.O.

I guess if you want to know more about me you should read my stories. That might not tell you anything about me, though, ‘cause they’re entirely fictional. What the hey, go read them anyway. Or you could read my new project, 'Welcome to My Life', which is a collection of funny or interesting memories.

Well? What are you still doing here? Grab some popcorn, or chocolate, or whatever, and enjoy!



I was typing an assignment for school and was about to hit the letter 'r' when I had the most illogical thought - "I can't use that, I need it for the next word".