I'm a happy weirdo that smiles a lot. I like hugs and hugging, I believe in ghosts and I'm scared of 'em. Zombies are my favorite monster and I'd gladly do your Halloween makeup. I'm generally scared shitless about life and I've got a major Peter Pan complex. I wear a lot of t-shirts and my jeans have holes in them. I like to have my toenails painted and all I ever wanted was a vacation. I get paid for microwaving peoples food and handing dead animal out of a window even though I'm a vegetarian (and yeah, I don't care what you think about it). I'm a potty mouth, a cheerful bastard, slightly annoying, and I have way too much energy. I drink coffee like it's water and I drink water like that too. I've read Skinny Bitch and I eat pomegranates and avoid carbonated drinks and anything with sugar (except chocolate, of course) but I smoke cigarettes too. I am super stoked on life even if I'm afraid of everything and all I really want to do is make you smile -- but my writing might do the opposite. I can be completely fluffy but I write angst the best and all I wanna do is slash the shit out of everything and enjoy the gore.