DIABLO's WEbook Profile

DIABLO

Join Date: 8/3/2008

About me:
organic contradiction.
My claim to fame: Occasional moments of brilliance. Turning clumsiness into an art form. Working full-time as a procrastinator but never showing up to work. Winning a track meet bare foot (it hurt like hell). Climbing Mt. Fuji but having no pictures to prove it. Starring as a mole in my high school play 'The Wind in the Willows'. Starring as myself in a biopic about myself and then realizing during my final death scene that the movie wasn't a movie...it was real life.So on and so on etc. Passing gas in enclosed areas with tons of people and then looking at everybody else like they did it. Dreaming about life being a dream. Making my 5th grade classmate Carlos Santos laugh so hard he farted. Remaining cool under pressure when things go wrong as they often do.

What I like to read:

Fiction: Literary, Political, Sci Fi/Fantasy, Short Story, Sports & Adventure

Non-Fiction: Memoir/Narrative Non-fiction, Politics & Current Affairs, Reference, Sex & Relationships, Sports & Adventure, Travel

Screenplay: General

Poetry: General
Favorite books:
Enders Game, The Road, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Fight Club, The Great Gatsby, The Measure of a Man, others.
What I'm reading now:
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Dias
Favorite place to read:
On the toilet. Double your pleasure.
My other writing:
The Beginning of the End (Album)
What I like to write:

Fiction: Literary

Screenplay: General

Poetry: General
Character I'd like to be for a day:
Odysseus - because I like to travel and because Odysseus was a ladies man.
Favorite authors:
Langston Hughes, Chuck Palahnuik, Cormac McCarthy, S.E. Hinton, August Wilson, Shakespeare, Junot Dias, others.