• I'm BACK! Time to cause some havoc.

General details

  • Hypernation

  • London

  • Bertrand Klax

  • Hard Knocks LOL, just kidding that's what uneducated people say. Cambridge.

  • English

In short

  • The reincarnation of doggerel poet William McGonagall. This is not a good thing. Paranoid prose and ill-willed poetry are my thing.

  • Once shook Jon Pertwee's hand as he was dressed as Wurzel Gummidge. You have no idea how much better that is than your claim to fame. Neither do I.

My Favorites: Reading and Writing

  • Dawn of the Dumb - Charlie Brooker

    Friends Like These - Danny Wallace
  • Ed Gein