I enjoy the following:

beepers, video cassette tapes, machines that run off of steam, sandwiches with oil and vinegar, music that sounds as if its played in a hallway, fighting with people i don't know, east coast intellectuals, books with no point to them, discotheques, keyboards with a strap so you can play them like a guitar, girls with piercings, beer so dark you can't see through it, new york hip hop circa 94-98, german krautrock circa 68-72, italians in general, coffee with cream and sugar, scotch with ice and water, chuck norris movies, riding 24 inch chrome, girls without piercings, bob dylan before he discovered jesus, russian novelists, wearing a tie with rolled up sleeves, stax records, rhythm and blues, raw fish and rice wine, people who are trendier and better looking than me, saxophones, old horror movies, pretentious art, caffeine, fighting terrorism, standing in line, people with lots of tattoos, a slightly out of tune piano, movies about the vietnam war, big cities, minimalism in all forms, cold medicine, being anonymous, techno music without all the bells and whistles, spanish guitars, batman, drinking in public, reggae, basketball, stacking paper to the ceiling,  staying away from satan, white shoes, artsy girls, self-help books, various teas, turntables, ironic t-shirts, name droppers, bands without singers.