Weeeellll...what would you care to know? I'm not the age old enough to consume alcoholic beverages. I like zombies. I like people. Real people. Nice people. I like being funny and laughing. And not being sick. And pizza. I like compliments, I like giving them. Making people smile is my best pick-me-up. I'm horribly cynical and pessimistic.

That work?

Also, as an added note, I dislike the current trend of Vampire-Teenager Love Stories. I don't care about them, don't like them, so in all honesty, I probably won't help crit them if you've written another Twilight rip-off.