'Ello there, maties. Arr, Ima pirate :P

I love accents. Like. Adore them.

I'm a crazy bee-yotch.

I enjoy reading more than anything in the world.

Poetry is something I like to write, but I don't really read it.

Movies are amazing.

I don't have very many friends in 'real' life because I keep to myself a lot... I want someone who keeps a God damn secret! ...sorry, there aren't very many trustworthy people I know.

Soap operas and reality TV shows are hilarious.

 I don't have cable. No cable makes FemHulk smash.

I freakin' ADORE scary movies and comedies. There are a few dramas I will accept as well. Okay, as of right now, only one. MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA. Frickin' A-MAZING.

I try my hardest to read the book BEFORE I see the movie. Otherwise I feel like a traitor.

I despise it when people say they 'love' bands/artists after they hear one song. Hey know all the names of the people in the band/name of the artist and I've heard every song! I dare you to name five songs off the bat right now. (pause) That's what I thought. (ugh. It annoys me to a great extent.)

^^^ I am a major hypocrite.

I burst into song and movie quotes.

No one makes me bleed my own blood - NOBODY!

Ahhhh, love that movie. (Dodgeball, for you deprived ones)

IMA VEGETARIAN!

Want me to read a project? Go ahead, send me the link. I dare you. (evil glare) No, just kidding, please do. :)

And last but not least, cause that was all I could think of-

OH WAIT! my favorite color is blue! The second is grey. :) those two colors merged are what my eye color is.

Anyways, I must bid thee adieu. But one last thing... If you were offended by anything on my profile....

I KEED, I KEED. =)

Annnnd, I stoleded that from Ray William Johnson off of the lovely YouTube.

And before you judge... Get to know me.

This isn't a garden, don't be a hoe.