I like the jelly more than the peanut butter.
In the 4th grade, I got into a fight with a priest about banned books.
I do not enjoy the font Comic Sans, I mean, seriously, there are better fonts, people.
If Peeves had been in the Harry Potter movies, they would have done so much better in the box office. Who doesn't love a poltergeist?
I have never used the word "chimerical" in casual conversation, but I sincerely wish it came up more often.
I hate the twilight series, for it  encourages pedophilia and misogynism. Not to mention, it completely lacks mythological history. Can't we read better books?
When I was 18 months old I could sing not one but TWO verses of "Frosty the Snow Man," and my mother earnestly thought I was going to be a child prodigy.
Ellen Hopkins is my hero.

....and that's my life in a nutshell.