I love all of the following.

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. I DO THIS ONE OFTEN!!!!!!!!!