I can make a mean baked egg and garlic soup , I'm a mum and a student social worker.I think the best piece of advice I know is 'If it's moving, don't put it in the fridge' and my fave word is defenestrate...I'm just trying to figure out where I can use it in a story.
What more do you need to know? Oh yeah , never accept a cup of blue tea off me : )

ps I know I went quiet for a long time, life decided to rear up and slap me for a while but to live the horror stereotype 'I'm baaaacck, mwhahahahaha'