Pandora and her brother were abandoned in the woods by their evil step-mother when Pandora was just four years old.
Luckily the children were able to follow a trail of breadcrumbs that brought them to a gingerbread house which was inhabited by a kindly wolf.
After eating their fill of sweets and subsequently vomiting for the rest of the night, the children were adopted by the wolf, who raised them on a healthy diet of fairytales and midnight feasts and taught them to disrespect authority.
Pandora never had to go to school or eat Brussels Sprouts, but she was expected to strip down a rifle, bake death-by-chocolate cake and make enough charcoal for the winter.
She decided to become a writer after her wolf-father died and there was not enough bread in the house.
Her first novel will be published in the spring.
Pandora Wolfe has never promised a happy ending.