To Quote a dear friend of mine:

"I am somewhere between the age of 20 and death."

I am:

A fashion designer of minor import

A pain in the arse (or ass, depending on your preferance)

Tallish

Quite unintentionally unthoughtful when it comes to what I'm saying (so if I leave a review on one of your stories and you don't like it, take comfort in the fact that I probably didn't mean it)

Fiercely loyal

Hopeful, obsessive-compulsive, embarresingly romantic, loud, flamboyant, silly, shy, unsociable, comparatively witty (that is to say, compared to the wit of an earthworm...or a beetle) and grumpy (think hungry-bear...with pretty much the same hairstyle).

Pleased to meat you.