RoChelle's Profile

Join Date:

7/27/2008

Pen Name: RoChelle

• Location: USA
• Name: RoChelle Shaniea Crockett              AKAThe little Depression
• Preferred language: English
• School: YES.........HOpeFuLly not 4 long....
• About me:

  MY MENTOR
  http://www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html
  Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
  I don't necessarily have to be here for this
  I'm gonna keep the headphones though
  motherfucker I'm awesome!!!
  No you're not dude don't lie
  I’m awesome!!!
  I’m drivin around in my mom's ride
  I’m awesome!!!
  A quarter of my life gone by and
  I met all my friends online
  mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
  I will run away from a brawl
  I’m awesome!!!
  There’s no voice mail nobody called
  I’m awesome!!!
  I can't afford to buy eight ball
  and I talk to myself
  on my facebook wall
  
  you know my pants sag low (low)
  even though (though) that went out of style
  like ten years ago (go)
  spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
  I got little biceps,
  getting fatter in the middle
  
  and lyrically I’m not the best
  physically the opposite of randy
  moss and yet so preposterous
  feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
  guest up at the sausage fest
  oh yes!
  the girls are repulsed so I hide
  in my hood like I’m joining a cult
  uh uhh
  I’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
  all my writtens are bitten and
  all my verses are purchased
  me? i'll never date an actress
  got to many back zits
  plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
  every show I do is poorly
  promoted and if you like this
  it's cuz my little sister wrote it
  
  I’m awesome!!!
  No you're not dude don't lie
  I’m awesome!!!
  I’m drivin around in my mom's ride
  I’m awesome!!!
  A quarter of my life gone by and
  I met all my friends online
  mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
  I will run away from a brawl
  I’m awesome!!!
  There’s no voice mail nobody called
  I’m awesome!!!
  I can't afford to buy eight ball
  and I talk to myself
  on my facebook wall
  
  swagger of a cripple
  
  check it out
  
  I’m from Maine and I don't hunt nope
  and I can't ski
  smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
  might be with my wifey
  my necks not icy
  eatin' at McDonalds because subway is pricey
  
  uh and my unibrow is plucked
  just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
  she’s like &quote; for what?
  Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
  you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins quote;
  I’m like mom please don't blame it on me
  I got my bad habits from
  you, dad, and aunt Steve
  my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
  and the hair on my ass it is jumanji
  
  suit untailored, ringtone Taylor swift
  can't tweet up on my twitter
  cuz I haven't done shit
  blank account red, body ungroomed
  the good thing about me is I’m off stage soon
  
  I’m awesome!!!
  No you're not dude don't lie
  I’m awesome!!!
  I’m drivin around in my mom's ride
  I’m awesome!!!
  A quarter of my life gone by and
  I met all my friends online
  mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
  I will run away from a brawl
  I’m awesome!!!
  There’s no voice mail nobody called
  I’m awesome!!!
  I can't afford to buy eight ball
  and I talk to myself
  on my facebook wall
  
  further more I’m cornier than ethanol
  cheesier than provolone
  I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
  with a ego the size of Tim Duncan
  even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
  I’m twenty four serving lobster rolls
  because I spent a decade filling
  optimuos and I’m not even the bomb in Maine
  on my game and only about as sexy as john McCain.
  Now put your hands up if you have nightmares. If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here. If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.
  
  I’m outta Breath !!!!
  
  But, I’m awesome!!!
  No you're not dude don't lie
  I’m awesome!!!
  I’m drivin around in my mom's ride
  I’m awesome!!!
  A quarter of my life gone by and
  I met all my friends online
  mother fucker I’m awesome!!!
  I will run away from a brawl
  I’m awesome!!!
  There’s no voice mail nobody called
  I’m awesome!!!
  I can't afford to buy eight ball
  and I talk to myself
  on my facebook wall.
  
  IM AWESOME !!!!!!!
  
  The point is no matter whats wrong with you, you're awesome!!!!!!

• My claim to fame: I have no claims just the dream of becoming a writer