Long ago in a distant land, I, Wizeguy568, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Wizeguy568!

-Samurai Jack

Seriously though, I want to write, books, comics, pen and paper, videogames, textbooks., all these and more.  My appetite is insatiable.