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Join Date: 7/16/2008
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beautifulbre23
Bre Lottier
In short
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I like to laugh=_)
So I'm gonna put a joke here cause nothing else seems good enough....
"There are no dogs allowed here"
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
My Favorites: Reading and Writing
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twilight, sister hood of the traveling pants book 1-4
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My heart...
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on the beach while the sun is setting.
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Fiction: Romance
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uh Spiderman, cause hes hot or the spidey girl person
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Stephanie Meyer, Anne Brashers
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