There’s too much to me (being that I am human and therefore infinitely complex) to sum up in a paragraph. I can not in good conscience throw some random bits of information in this little box and  hope it somehow captures my essence, because a few tidbits isn’t really enough information to get to know anyone on any deep level.
However, I will attempt (and probably fail) to satiate your need for a blurb.

I am Mira Rock and I am, you can be sure, not the most fabulous writer. My work will not take your breath or render you speechless, the best I can hope for is that it will make you come to know me or yourself better than you did before, or that it will at the very least help you pass the afternoon in a somewhat-pleasant fashion.
I have been known to be happy-go-lucky, beautiful, sweet, kind-hearted, maternal, talented, loving, playful, nurturing, and generous, but I have also been known to be cold, hard, ugly, rude, without manners, without skill, and even sometimes cruel. Who I am depends on who you are. I can not claim to be saintly nor can I claim to be completely without virtue. I am, as we are all, flawed.
Speaking of flaws, my grammar is less than perfect *so* I would ask you to forgive me any failure to punctuate or capitalize or whatever it may be, I am learning. (Correction is welcome and appreciated!)

But you can’t really get to know me from any of that, can you? If you want to, there’s a “send message” box below my picture and it works perfectly well! New friends and writing buddies are always appreciated!