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5/17/2007

ducktoes

  • Ducktoes
  • Everybody has the same motivation here I guess, the same thing that drives the whole planet full of people to talk to each other instead of just brooding all the time. I'm with you - I just want me to mean something.

    I thought for sure for a while that I was a secret agent of some kind, programmed not to know I was a secret agent until I was activated and my purpose became known to me. But that never happened, so I spent some time figuring myself out. I wasn't going to tell you this, but here goes: I am a spaceship. I will save a seat for you in me if you are nice. The whole world is on fire!

    Speaking of the world, it would be a much nicer place if only it was a lot harder for people to reproduce and we just lived longer, like trees.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7hGT59YVYI8

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101 Crappiest Jobs Ever (And How We Survived Them)
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All Things Meow
Cats are intrinsically cooler than dogs...

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  • The Road, Cormac McCarthy
    Steppenwolf, Hermann Hesse
    Labyrinths, Jorge Luis Borges
    Wind Up Bird Chronicle, Haruki Murakami
    A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, David Foster Wallace
    Everything Vonnegut, especially Sirens of Titan
  • Europe Central, by William T. Vollman
  • Meet Me in the Eagle Nebula
  • Santa
  • You
  • In bed, with my cat.

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