• Mad Love♥

General details

  • flunky70ss

  • refrigerator

  • Jazmyn

  • stay in it. don't do milk and drink your drugs.

  • Female

  • English

In short

  • I am not a zukini.
    No matter who tells you that or how many times you hear it, i can assure you that it is probably not true.
    i'm 14.

    I will eventually grow up and have eight cats and live with all my dusty antique  lamp shades and an old husband with a mustache and beard combo who helped make three energetic children who all drink Dr. Pepper and collect John Lennon bobble heads.

    Sometimes I lay in bed at night and stare up at the stars, and I wonder where the hell me ceiling went.

    I'd be glad to read anything you send, except any vampire books.

    I go to a very small school, (k-12) and for that reason I have become a very small person. Wait, maybe it's the other way around.

    I've never grown a mustache, but deperatly want to.

    i am a ♀.
    I am not a ♣.

    A lot of my poetry sucks.

  • writing an entire 'clame to fame' on webook.

My Favorites: Reading and Writing

  • Fiction: Gay/Lesbian, Humor/Satire, Teen

    Non-Fiction: Gay/Lesbian, Humor

    Poetry: General

  • Speak, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Pip: The Story of Olive, Tender Morsels,  Everybody Poops, Loser, Cut, Misery, The Lovely Bones, Wintergirls, Speak.
  • The back of a soup can. No really, I am. Really.
  • Huddled in the corner wrapped in Hall passes, with my knees up to my face wearing the wrong perscription glasses while  semi-naked Holicaust survivor dwarves sing Elinor Rigby while drinking blueberry pomegranite smoothies out of paper cups.
  • My Webook profile.
  • Fiction: Humor/Satire, Teen

    Non-Fiction: Humor

  • Harley Quinn
  • You.