I am not a zukini.
No matter who tells you that or how many times you hear it, i can assure you that it is probably not true.
I will eventually grow up and have eight cats and live with all my dusty antique lamp shades and an old husband with a mustache and beard combo who helped make three energetic children who all drink Dr. Pepper and collect John Lennon bobble heads.
Sometimes I lay in bed at night and stare up at the stars, and I wonder where the hell me ceiling went.
I'd be glad to read anything you send, except any vampire books.
I go to a very small school, (k-12) and for that reason I have become a very small person. Wait, maybe it's the other way around.
I've never grown a mustache, but deperatly want to.
i am a ♀.
I am not a ♣.
A lot of my poetry sucks.
- writing an entire 'clame to fame' on webook.
My Favorites: Reading and Writing
Fiction: Gay/Lesbian, Humor/Satire, Teen
Non-Fiction: Gay/Lesbian, Humor
Speak, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Pip: The Story of Olive, Tender Morsels, Everybody Poops, Loser, Cut, Misery, The Lovely Bones, Wintergirls, Speak.
The back of a soup can. No really, I am. Really.
Huddled in the corner wrapped in Hall passes, with my knees up to my face wearing the wrong perscription glasses while semi-naked Holicaust survivor dwarves sing Elinor Rigby while drinking blueberry pomegranite smoothies out of paper cups.
My Webook profile.
Fiction: Humor/Satire, Teen