golgiapparatus's Profile

Join Date:

8/31/2008

Pen Name: golgiapparatus

• Location: Phoenix, AZ
• Name: Crystal Bale
• Preferred language: English
• School: Arizona State University
• About me:

  College undergrad getting my degree in Film Studies with a focus in Screenwriting. 
  
  I like cats, and tomato soup with sour cream, and pierogi with sour cream, and enchilada pie, and rain, and the fact that I know a lot of guys who wear cowboy boots.
  
  I also get sick pleasure from my family being so fucked up, because I know I'll always have something to write about.
  
  I live with my boyfriend, who is a huge history nerd and who isn't very good at cleaning.
  
  I'm not very good at cleaning either.
  
  I keep wanting to re-write this children's book I wrote in fifth grade, but still haven't worked up the gumption to do it.
  
  My profile photo is me, and I took it myself.  That's not braggadocio, that's just, you know, information for your benefit.  Use it against me if you like.
  
  I don't really like writing profiles about myself.

• My claim to fame: Chocolate chip cookies and homemade chipotle ranch.