In most 'About me' sections I would conform to the usual drab nobody really cares about like the fact that I enjoy sports, and movies (who knew?), but for this I'm gonna go ahead and be that cocky jerk who thinks he can get away with saying little to nothing about himself within the space provided. yep. I suppose in a strange, incredibly pretentious way this tells you more about me than my University of Toronto English degree, or my favorite books, or what kind of jello pudding I enjoy the most (tapioca). Maybe somebody will actually read this and get a larf or two out of it, which is really all I ever wanted from anybody.