I have terrible grammar.
The punctuation is always off.
Past and present tense have always evaded me.
I' ve never won a spelling bee.
I don't think I ever could .

There's an inconsistency to the way I write.
I rarely finish what I start,
and have an odd way of phrasing things.

I speak with a slight accent,
miss-pronounce words
and or give it wrong inflections.

People always try to guess were I'm from,
they never get it right.

Occasionally you'll find me hissing at the sun.
No, I don't have a vampire complex.
Though being that I am ultra pale,
the sun is to be avoided or suffer.

All projects are on hold.
Let's face it, I have no patience
and quickly lose interest.

So until I have recaptured  the desire to decapitate,
incinerate, and any other kind of 'ate'
that' ll arise along the way, you're stuck with this.