When you put :) into Google, it turns up no results. Guess Google is one sad fucker.

Hello. My name would be Lindsey. Most people ignore that and call me "blatantly honest bitch."

I'm 17 years ancient, a vegetarian of many years, and I like to write (doh!)

Uhm, I also like to stare at boys. Lookkk, but don't touch. That makes babies.

If I were a crayon, I'd be periwinkle. If I were a rapist, I'd be a fucking hot rapist, no lie.

My dream is to act in awesome movies like Sex Drive and Kick Ass (as well as some more serious ones), and to write novels that everyone LOVES :DD

I find "making out" with people extremely useless. I have no interest in licking your tongue goo. Little kisses are the best :]

Other interests are: Feeling passionate about something, meeting someone of my own caliber, taking a chance, Spontaneous Adventures, just lying around, acting like and idiot in public, hugging, making up after fighting, throwing things while fighting, contemplating, experimenting, coming up with original ideas and exerting all my energy on them, getting what I want, reading, photography, dancing, acting, leaving my work in random places for random people to discover, shoe trees.

If I were to come up with one dream, it would be: I'd drive a blue and white 1967 VolksWagen Transporter van and time travel to Woodstock with my post-hipster ex-boyfriend who has brilliant ideas and all we do is lie around listening to Paper Aeroplane by Angus & Julia Stone and the Beatles and sleepily making love. =]

I want to be somebody;
but most of all,
I want someone to say,
"You already are."