lordgatt

Join Date: 7/10/2008

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  • lordgatt





In short

  • I am the Jean Claude Van Hand of masturbators. I collect corsets. My balls are the size of plums. My house is littered with Dixie Chicks memorabilia. I fucked your mother once.

My Favorites: Reading and Writing

  • 'The Reproductive Cycle of The Humble Earwig, Complete & Unabridged.' by Barry J. Kandinsky.
  • Evelyn Swizzlestick's 'Menstrual Pain & You, The Mind-Body Connection'
  • On The Ivory Stool.
  • The autistic asshole who produces Rob Reiner movies, so I can beat myself to death with a stick.
  • Hashbrown McMuffy, author of 'The Dummies' Guide to Keeping your Hos Sleazy and Your Fingers Greasy.'

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