lordgatt's Profile
About Me
Penname:
lordgatt
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Name:
Allan
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School:
About me:
My claim to fame:
I am the Jean Claude Van Hand of masturbators. I collect corsets. My balls are the size of plums. My house is littered with Dixie Chicks memorabilia. I fucked your mother once.
Oh, and I've published a dictionary. Of sorts. Check it out: http://www.lulu.com/content/4416064
Oh, and I've published a dictionary. Of sorts. Check it out: http://www.lulu.com/content/4416064
My Projects
My Submissions
My Favorites: Reading and Writing
What I like to read:
Favorite books:
'The Reproductive Cycle of The Humble Earwig, Complete & Unabridged.' by Barry J. Kandinsky.
What I'm reading now:
Evelyn Swizzlestick's 'Menstrual Pain & You, The Mind-Body Connection'
Title of my memoir:
Fuck Me Sideways.
My other writing:
What I like to write:
Character I'd like to be for a day:
The autistic asshole who produces Rob Reiner movies, so I can beat myself to death with a stick.
Favorite authors:
Hashbrown McMuffy, author of 'The Dummies' Guide to Keeping your Hos Sleazy and Your Fingers Greasy.'
Favorite place to read:
On The Ivory Stool.
My ideal role(s):
