I want to be a fearless, cool, sexy, hip, funky rockabilly punk chick but I'm not. I am responsible and dependable. I have a conservative job and dress in business attire. I am too old to like the things I like. I am happy. I am loved and I love deeply. I have found my soul mate and he makes me complete. I am funny, love to make people laugh. I have an accent. People remember me. I am chubby but do my best to be cute. I am well accessorized. I love sexy shoes and undies. I have a secret.