• I am working on several ideas that I want to turn into books but so far... they are just a few chapters. Sigh...

General details

  • The_Aud_One

  • My computer

  • Aud

  • I am going to school for game design!

  • Female

  • English

In short

  • I am a three headed llama living in a sea of high voltage fish. I do believe that there is a giant, fire-breathing, three-toed sloth named Harold. Harold likes cats and long walks on the beach. As do I, but not to the extent that Harold does. He collects both. Though, how he can collect long walks on the beach is beyond me. He tried explaining it to me one day but all I understood was something about tuna. Mmm... tuna sounds tasty right about now.

  • I can claim fame? I haven't done anything.

My Favorites: Reading and Writing

  • Fiction: Horror, Humor/Satire, Literary, Mystery, Sci Fi/Fantasy, Teen

    Non-Fiction: Humor

  • Top Favorite Books/Trilogies/Series
    1. Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
    2. Uglies (series) by Scott Westerfeld
    3. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
    4. You Don't Know My by David Klass
    5. A Great and Terrible Beauty(trilogy) by Libba Bray
    6. Sabriel (The Abhorsen Trilogy) by Garth Nix
    7. So You Want To Be A Wizard(series) by Diane Duane
    8. The Wanderer by Sharon Creech
    9. Twilight(series) by Stephanie Meyer
    10. The Golden Compass(trilogy) by Philip Pullman
    11. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R Tolkein
    12. The Innocent Mage(series) by Karen Miller
    13. The Accidental Sorcerer (series) by K.E. Mills
  • Cartomancy: Book Two of The Age of Discovery by Michael A. Stackpole
  • Somewhere comfortable like my portabella chair or my couch.
  • Short stories, poetry and some novel length stories. One takes place in the future and is about magic and the other has the working title Kidnapped. I'm not really sure what Kidnapped is going to be about. It hasn't decided yet.
  • Fiction: Horror, Humor/Satire, Literary, Mystery, Romance, Sci Fi/Fantasy, Teen

    Non-Fiction: Humor

  • I wouldn't want to be any character for one day. Most lead such different lives than myself and, quite frankly, I like my life just the way it is. I don't need the eye of Sauron  watching me or a dragon breathing down my back.
  • Favorite Authors (no specific order, I just like to list things :D )
    1. Diane Duane
    2. Scott Westerfeld
    3. Douglas Adams
    4. Philip Pullman
    5. J.K. Rowling
    6. Garth Nix
    7. Libba Bray
    8. Stephenie Meyer
    9. Anthony Horowitz
    10. David Klass
    11. J.R.R Tolkien
    12. James Patterson
    13. Maria V. Snyder
    14. Karen Miller and her pseudonym K.E. Mills