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Caption Contest II
Not really a contest, but it was catchy haha.
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4/3/2010 3:53 AM PDT
Picture 8-
I wish I never swapped my feet for these human legs, they're rubbish, not as bouncy as mine!
I wish I never swapped my feet for these human legs, they're rubbish, not as bouncy as mine!
2/10/2009 2:25 PM PST
I'm sorry I must decline my schedule is packed at the moment.
2/9/2009 9:19 PM PST
7 -
This doesn't look like housewares. The floor is all soft and squishy. What the hell was in that drink?
I don't know, but I feel funny.
Me, too. I knew that waiter was up to something.
Excuse me, miss? Is this housewares? We need some towels.
This is Lane Bryant, sir. I'm going to have to ask you two to leave.
This doesn't look like housewares. The floor is all soft and squishy. What the hell was in that drink?
I don't know, but I feel funny.
Me, too. I knew that waiter was up to something.
Excuse me, miss? Is this housewares? We need some towels.
This is Lane Bryant, sir. I'm going to have to ask you two to leave.
2/5/2009 11:11 AM PST
We need some new pictures.
2/1/2009 9:43 AM PST
2- What my GPS said at this intersection (in your best anticeptic female voice):
"Quick turn around don even think about going through that intersection!"
or
"OK very funny, I get it, you don't know where you're going and now neither do I..."
or
"Quick call your mother, you're gonna be late!"
or
"At the snake in the road turn left, then you're on your own..."
or
"Close your eyes tight and drive straight through, you'll be fine the rest is just an illusion..."
"Quick turn around don even think about going through that intersection!"
or
"OK very funny, I get it, you don't know where you're going and now neither do I..."
or
"Quick call your mother, you're gonna be late!"
or
"At the snake in the road turn left, then you're on your own..."
or
"Close your eyes tight and drive straight through, you'll be fine the rest is just an illusion..."
2/1/2009 9:32 AM PST
4- "Come on you guys in the middle move in, I'm late for work!"
"Hey I was riding this bus yesterday and forgot my lunch bag, two peanut butter sandwiches... did any one see it?"
"It's OK really, I can just stand here on the steps, I'm only going two stops..."
"I think I saw a seat on the upper deck if you can let me squeeze by..."
"Hey I was riding this bus yesterday and forgot my lunch bag, two peanut butter sandwiches... did any one see it?"
"It's OK really, I can just stand here on the steps, I'm only going two stops..."
"I think I saw a seat on the upper deck if you can let me squeeze by..."
2/1/2009 9:26 AM PST
3- NEW and Improved Hiss and Spit cereal!
When just sitting in the bowl, they purr...
But add milk, and they Hiss and Spit...
Guaranteed to add an exciting start to your day!
Not suitable for kids under 12, may not contain minimum daily allowances of any nutritional requirements. Do not attempt barefoot or near open window. After suitable recovery period milk will be completely cleaned up by "cereal."
When just sitting in the bowl, they purr...
But add milk, and they Hiss and Spit...
Guaranteed to add an exciting start to your day!
Not suitable for kids under 12, may not contain minimum daily allowances of any nutritional requirements. Do not attempt barefoot or near open window. After suitable recovery period milk will be completely cleaned up by "cereal."
1/6/2009 6:58 AM PST
I know you'll have to look at the submission Pictures to see this, but it was too funny!
1/6/2009 6:57 AM PST
haha Tari, I will try to find something
1/2/2009 8:28 PM PST
thank you for inviting me.
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12/31/2008 4:32 PM PST
Thanks for the invite. I think you should use a pic of Skandar Keynes....JK;P lol. I'm too obsessed.
Love,
Skandar's future girlfriend, Becca
Love,
Skandar's future girlfriend, Becca
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12/31/2008 4:17 PM PST
Thanks for the invite. It will be tomorrow night before I can get to this, but you can bet I will be here!
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