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This is just a really fun writing "game"

Let's have a little fun! If you ever want to just "kick it", heres a good way to do it!

One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
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aenesidemus2

7/2/2010 10:02 AM PDT

Unfortunately the wig shop was a front for a terrorist cell, and when the SWAT team stormed the shop and shot all the terrorists (including the cashier, who she had begun to believe was a little cute) ALL THE WIGS BURNED!!! Also, a vial of smallpox was accidentally shattered in the crossfire...

Unlivingmoon

4/27/2010 2:42 PM PDT

Fortunately, the cashier recovered from his surprise and quipped, "Well, I'm not gay either. That's why I am asking you out."

Tony_Mazelli

4/22/2010 1:17 AM PDT

Responding to the cashier's request for a date, Fiona said, "Although many times in my life I have been happy, I've never been gay."

if_only

4/17/2010 3:58 PM PDT

Fortunately, Fiona got a wig. At the wig shop, the cashier loved her new look so much that he decided to ask her out.

jabbman

4/14/2010 3:03 PM PDT

unfortunately the fad soon faded and the blush had permanently seeped into her pores that combined with the stubble poking through made her head look roughly like the landscape of Mars.

megrose

4/13/2010 10:31 PM PDT

fortunately, she realized she could fake sunburn with blush and was once again hip! and with out pain from real sunburn!

ChloeGold

4/13/2010 9:43 PM PDT

unfortunately, due to their rarity, sunburns had become a hot new trend, and fiona was woefully unhip.

OlBeatrice

4/13/2010 12:20 PM PDT

fortunately, science suddenly created a cure for sunburns, so it was cured and the sunburn was gone.

ShanaPupik

4/12/2010 7:39 PM PDT

Unfortunately, she got a bad sunburn on her best asset.

bingley94

4/12/2010 12:31 AM PDT

Fortunately she adored her soon to be shaved head, and believed it showed her best assets.

ShanaPupik

4/11/2010 9:06 AM PDT

Get it... heady?

ShanaPupik

4/11/2010 9:05 AM PDT

Unfortunately the new guy had a bad case of head lice. The little white nits infested her entire head.

Kass1234

4/11/2010 5:13 AM PDT

Fortunately they had not yet bought the chicken farm so she had only really found out his true character. She soon began a heady new romance.

OlBeatrice

4/9/2010 12:21 PM PDT

unfortunately, the owner of kfc was now with her ex-husband.

racheln2409

4/9/2010 8:57 AM PDT

fortunately, fiona had met the owner of KFC a few years ago, so she decided to go with him and start a new life on a chicken farm.

mcqlove

4/7/2010 9:09 PM PDT

Unfortunately, Fiona quickly learned that she couldn't handle the big whopper. The man ran off with a more flexible woman.

bkylie77

4/7/2010 6:58 PM PDT

fortunatley, Fiona found love in a man who owned all the burger kings in america. not as big as mcdonalds, but they got a pretty big whopper.

Perry_Bleiberg

4/7/2010 1:19 PM PDT

Unfortunately, Fiona was such a successful writer in her young age that the employees at the McDonalds refused to serve her out of spite.

ShanaPupik

4/5/2010 5:40 PM PDT

Fortunately Fiona was able to give up her incestual feelings for her brother and dig deeper into his world. She discovered that he owned the largest McDonalds in North America and gave away free food to unpublished authors who presented agent and/or editor letters at the counter. One meal for each rejection! Burp. I'm stuffed.

mister

4/3/2010 5:27 PM PDT

unfortunately it was her long lost brother.

A_lexus_Rose

4/1/2010 9:08 PM PDT

Fortunately Fiona had become an independent woman and no longer needed her rebound of a relationship with the male cashier. Instead in her life was a rich and beautiful new man.

dechendega

3/30/2010 9:04 PM PDT

unfortunately one of the wives hit him on the head with the 15 inch remote control of the time machine,partially damaging his hippocampus. so he lost his memory and was unable to return to the present and to fiona.

aenesidemus2

3/28/2010 10:20 PM PDT

Fortunately, the male cashier was also a time traveler and his other two wives were just chronologically displaced versions of himself.

YourVindication

3/28/2010 10:13 PM PDT

Unforunately, the male cashier was a polygamist, and already had two wives.

bkylie77

3/28/2010 12:49 PM PDT

fortunately, the male cashier was not gay, and while fiona divorced her now ex-husband, her and the cashier started to fall in love.

natkitt96

3/28/2010 9:22 AM PDT

unfortunatley, the man turned out to be gay and dumped both women to run off with the male cashier

OlBeatrice

3/27/2010 4:23 PM PDT

fortunately, the woman got attacked by a cat and lost her beauty.

bkylie77

3/26/2010 7:43 AM PDT

unfortunately, a beautiful lady-of-the-night snuck into the store and won over the husband with her "beauty"

HeatherMangal

3/25/2010 5:04 PM PDT

Fortunately, Fiona had a bewitching smile which made her husband melt when she twinkeled at him; he just couldn't stay mad.

Perspective

3/25/2010 4:57 PM PDT

forunately, the husband had just won the lottery

angelasunshine

3/25/2010 2:16 PM PDT

Unfortunately, Fiona was supposed to be at work today, and not in the dressing room spending money they didn't have.

charmintp00

3/24/2010 5:41 PM PDT

Fortunately, it was Fiona's husband who had pulled open the changing room door so fiercely.

OlBeatrice

3/24/2010 12:11 PM PDT

unfortunately, the change room door suddenly pulled open just as the dress, which was about twenty sizes too big for her, fell off.

GraceNix

3/24/2010 5:33 AM PDT

In the change room, Fiona pulled on the red dress and twirled in front of the mirror.

BlellowFellow

3/23/2010 3:12 PM PDT

Fortunately, Emma was not only trained in jumping over fences, but was skillful in negotiating and reverse psychology. Long story short, the tall dark stranger was shortly convinced to take his own life and give Emma his name.

OlBeatrice

3/23/2010 1:30 PM PDT

unfortunately, emmas parents thought that would be a wonderful name for a boy, then hopped the border and into the us from mexico. the tall dark stranger was very happy of his findings.

John_Brown

3/23/2010 10:53 AM PDT

Fortunately for her the victim he had selected for himself this time was a male, preferably of Mexican origin, but a Cuban would also do at a pinch.

xXDarkRiderXx

3/22/2010 5:03 PM PDT

unfortunately, the stranger was a supposed serial killer who was on the hunt for a new victim.

Amylynne

3/22/2010 3:10 AM PDT

Fortunately, a tall dark stranger found her in the cooler and gave her an icepack for her head.

utjenn

3/21/2010 10:34 PM PDT

Unfortunately, she was inside the cooler, and smacked her head on roof of the small space, giving her a concussion.

unaolubaigh

3/18/2010 9:50 AM PDT

Fortunately, since the doctor/teacher graduated at the bottom of his class, the student/Meg was only moslty dead. Upon arrival at the nearest hospital, she bolted upright shrieking.

DragonMaster13

3/16/2010 8:34 PM PDT

But the teacher was wrong so the student died.

utjenn

3/16/2010 7:53 PM PDT

Fortunately, her science teacher happened to have a medical degree, and diagnosed the culprit as a raw oyster gone bad.

LighannLaur

3/16/2010 6:51 AM PDT

Unfortunately, she ended up getting sick from the food they served and threw up on her teacher

BrittanNichole

3/15/2010 4:57 PM PDT

Fortunately, her old acquaintance thought the goggles were endearing and invited her to have lunch.

Allen725

3/14/2010 9:45 PM PDT

Embarrassed, she tried to dive into a nearby convenience store accidentally knocking over her science teacher.

ShimmyShimmy

3/12/2010 7:18 PM PST

Unfortunately, one of her old acquaintances saw her with the ridiculous goggles and sweat pouring down her face

emilykaitlyn

3/12/2010 5:42 PM PST

Fortunately, she had brought a pair of googles, from the pool, and slid them on to protect herself from the leaky sun-block.

Uriel

3/11/2010 12:07 PM PST

Structure:
Meg couldn't decide where to go on holiday this year or what type of holiday that she wanted to go on. will it be a beach holiday, a skiing holiday or a sight-seeing holiday, she just couldn't make up her mind.

Amylynne

3/9/2010 12:04 PM PST

Unfortunately, it was very warm outside and Emma started to perspire. The sunblock began dripping downward and started to drip into her eyes.

MsDemeanor

3/9/2010 12:33 AM PST

Fortunately, she had on plenty of sunblock so even if she didn't get a ride right away, she was protected from the sun's punishing rays.

LGStewart

3/8/2010 12:36 PM PST

Unfortunately, she was too far from home to return and get them as her feet were on fire from so much walking already. Her best hope was to find a shorter route to her destination or perhaps a ride.

Amylynne

3/7/2010 9:09 PM PST

Fortunately, Emma thought...the ambulance only clipped her new electric rollerblades, and is now kicking herself that she hadn't decided to wear them earlier