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Jokes that make you say...ummmm, yeah....ok
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3/10/2010 6:24 PM PST
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funny!
3/3/2010 1:04 PM PST
A woman was in labor.
The doctors wanted to experiment on a new invention they made. It gave the fathers the pain that otherwise the women would feel.
He agrees to try it out and the doctors put it on the lowest level.
The man says that he doesn't feel anything and to turn it up.
They turn it up but he still doesn't feel anything.
After three more times trying, and after the doctors had cranked it up the highest level, they gave up.
They tossed the machine to the side, thinking it didn't work.
After the parents had the baby, they went home to find the mailman dead on their doorstep.
The doctors wanted to experiment on a new invention they made. It gave the fathers the pain that otherwise the women would feel.
He agrees to try it out and the doctors put it on the lowest level.
The man says that he doesn't feel anything and to turn it up.
They turn it up but he still doesn't feel anything.
After three more times trying, and after the doctors had cranked it up the highest level, they gave up.
They tossed the machine to the side, thinking it didn't work.
After the parents had the baby, they went home to find the mailman dead on their doorstep.
5/17/2009 5:44 PM PDT
he he wow how interesting
5/14/2009 8:26 PM PDT
Three mice were having a drink in a Glasgow pub...One of the mice said..Im a real tough mouse..I come from Aberdeen..Im so tough I take the cheese out of the trap and as the bar comes down..I catch it and benchpress it 30 times before tossing it into a corner!
Second mouse says..Im from Dundee and Im even tougher than you...I crush rat poison and snort it!!
Last wee mouse finishes his drink and starts heading for the door..the other two mice said...hey what about you?...the last mouse says..Im from Glasgow and Im away home to shag the cat!!!
Second mouse says..Im from Dundee and Im even tougher than you...I crush rat poison and snort it!!
Last wee mouse finishes his drink and starts heading for the door..the other two mice said...hey what about you?...the last mouse says..Im from Glasgow and Im away home to shag the cat!!!
5/14/2009 8:21 PM PDT
As Jesus hung on the cross..he called out to his Apostles and said....None of you guys touch my Easter eggs..Ill be back on Monday!!
5/12/2009 2:31 PM PDT
Hey Guys,
A drunk is taken to a judge. The judge says "you have been brought here for drinking". The drunk says "ok, let's get started".
Tata, NyaGar
A drunk is taken to a judge. The judge says "you have been brought here for drinking". The drunk says "ok, let's get started".
Tata, NyaGar
4/17/2009 3:19 AM PDT
Hey, Ye,all'
This guy walks into a pub. He carries under his arm, this little piano,..he props,it up,on the til,...reaches in his pocket and pulls out this, miniature man in a tuxedo.
The little man walks up to the Lil, piano, and starts ripp-in. First in Wild rag, Jazz,..then a crazy, blues,..jive. He narrows it all done, with Mozart, Concerto, No.2.
The bar keep, amazed, asked how he'd come upon such a wonder?
The man replied. This gene, I have here in my pocket. He is the one you will ask about, My wonder.
With this he opens his coat, and a Gene appearers in front of them, floating over the Rail.
"How may I serve"? The bar keep, nervous, Say's, " One Million Bucks, Please"?
Immediately the doors, and windows of the bar break open, Ducks start falling in through every opening. The quakes are deafening. The bar keep asks, the man if his Gene is Hard off Hearing?
The man shout's, you don't think I asked for a Twelve inch Pianist,.. Now doYya?
Until Then.
This guy walks into a pub. He carries under his arm, this little piano,..he props,it up,on the til,...reaches in his pocket and pulls out this, miniature man in a tuxedo.
The little man walks up to the Lil, piano, and starts ripp-in. First in Wild rag, Jazz,..then a crazy, blues,..jive. He narrows it all done, with Mozart, Concerto, No.2.
The bar keep, amazed, asked how he'd come upon such a wonder?
The man replied. This gene, I have here in my pocket. He is the one you will ask about, My wonder.
With this he opens his coat, and a Gene appearers in front of them, floating over the Rail.
"How may I serve"? The bar keep, nervous, Say's, " One Million Bucks, Please"?
Immediately the doors, and windows of the bar break open, Ducks start falling in through every opening. The quakes are deafening. The bar keep asks, the man if his Gene is Hard off Hearing?
The man shout's, you don't think I asked for a Twelve inch Pianist,.. Now doYya?
Until Then.
4/16/2009 6:47 AM PDT
Linicap-you are thinking of British humor and there is no way I could handle that tension lol. Even the best intended British jokes often hurt feelings and I would probably cry even if it wasn't about me lol
4/7/2009 11:22 AM PDT
A man walked into a bar..............fractured skull ......
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4/4/2009 1:34 PM PDT
I do like the humor.I do have a pretty good jokes.I really do have a sense of humor.
What does a vampire say to the other Vampire?
It's coffin to coffin until dust.
What does a vampire say to the other Vampire?
It's coffin to coffin until dust.
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3/22/2009 7:53 AM PDT
I'm especially happy that this is not a project to attack fellow we bookers under any pretense. I'm loving the humor.
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3/18/2009 10:00 PM PDT
I was kind of hoping, from the description, that this project would be an opportunity to attack our fellow we-bookers with insults, no strings attached, in the name of comedy. I was wrong. And disappointed.
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