Hilarious!!!

hmmmm.......Trying to think of something funny or interesting. Nope, I'm not in the mood for spontanious weird things right now. More of in the mood for interesting sci-fi. hehehe *rubs hands together vigorously with evil grin on face*. ADIOS! I'll post something later...maybe :))

    as a young man i used to sing and play guitar in the local clubs in menn the club nrseyside and i also played with diferent groups and bands the story i am about to tellis a true one i had been working mens club for quite some time at week ends when i met a bloeke i knew as a fellow guitarist and after a couple drinks les and i decided to try and do some work together well we were soon tested we got a booking from an agent we hadnt used before so despite the lack practice we said we would do it it was a club we did not know and it took some time to find it was in the middle of the country w we were introduced as an internatioal group and just home from a susseful tour of america les is a tall skinny lad and i am short fat and we went on to play it was not a bad night and as we were finnishing and about to leave the stage les sliped and done the splits his guitar went flying into the air ad i was just in the wright place to stop hitting the floor well the crowd all loved it and thought it was all part of our act and we were offerd a return  booking we did not take it