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Kick the Bucket: The Final Sentence
You're about to die. What will be the last few words that escape your mouth?
Perhaps: "What does this button do?"
Or: "I never really liked you, son."
Or maybe a secret: "I slept with your sister the night before our wedding."
Perhaps an insightful view: "I see dead people... already."
I like: "You're all coming with me."
Perhaps: "What does this button do?"
Or: "I never really liked you, son."
Or maybe a secret: "I slept with your sister the night before our wedding."
Perhaps an insightful view: "I see dead people... already."
I like: "You're all coming with me."
GIVE FEEDBACK
7/12/2010 11:21 PM PDT
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde,
~~ Oscar Wilde,
12/9/2009 4:45 PM PST
Hello,
You are invited to be a member of my new website- Friction Writers.
http://frictionwriters.ning.com/
Here you can easily access information and research as well as new websites to put your work up on, best places to find news on authors and ways to contact your favourite authors for advice. There will also be information about possible publishing agents and competitions.
On this website you can upload videos of plays you have written or photos of covers/posters you have made in regards to your work as well as ideas for visuals and descriptions of your novel, poem or short stories. You can’t upload your work at this website but you can update and be more social with other writers as this is a social networking website.
Please join and update people on the things occurring in your life as well as your experiences as a writer or feed backer.
From,
Milly
You are invited to be a member of my new website- Friction Writers.
http://frictionwriters.ning.com/
Here you can easily access information and research as well as new websites to put your work up on, best places to find news on authors and ways to contact your favourite authors for advice. There will also be information about possible publishing agents and competitions.
On this website you can upload videos of plays you have written or photos of covers/posters you have made in regards to your work as well as ideas for visuals and descriptions of your novel, poem or short stories. You can’t upload your work at this website but you can update and be more social with other writers as this is a social networking website.
Please join and update people on the things occurring in your life as well as your experiences as a writer or feed backer.
From,
Milly
6/17/2009 2:33 AM PDT
Why didn't you stop at the traffic lights Grandpa?
11/18/2008 9:49 PM PST
Interesting!
11/18/2008 2:20 PM PST
A good read, it's what we all think but never put into words, very clever! Best of luck.....
11/18/2008 1:15 PM PST
Dead funny and i think it would be a winner.
11/17/2008 6:10 PM PST
Made me laugh. Good luck.
11/17/2008 12:58 PM PST
haha this is good.
11/17/2008 11:35 AM PST
This is creative, and humorous, in parts. In contrast, some of the submissions created gruesome images which did not appeal to me. Nevertheless, with a bit of editing, and some re-organization, this might be a real winner.
Good Luck! nancy
Good Luck! nancy
11/17/2008 11:04 AM PST
love it
11/17/2008 6:21 AM PST
Publish!
11/16/2008 8:31 PM PST
At the last moment of life, some Buddhist monks write "jisei". A poem with which the author gives up his last breath, and dies. Jisei are publishable, because they are an incredible triumph of the human capacity for creation, and furthermore many of them are absolutely magnificent.
These, on the other hand, are not: (1) funny, (2) interesting, or (3) significant in any way.
How is this publishable? What standard have 200+ individuals applied whereby they have concluded that attempting to peddle this stuff to consumers is a good idea? I would be impressed if even the authors bought a copy.
These, on the other hand, are not: (1) funny, (2) interesting, or (3) significant in any way.
How is this publishable? What standard have 200+ individuals applied whereby they have concluded that attempting to peddle this stuff to consumers is a good idea? I would be impressed if even the authors bought a copy.
11/16/2008 2:57 PM PST
it would make a great reality tv movie/story.... you die and are brought back. by an ultra "Modern in the future Team of experts"; in bringing back life, and ... just happen to be... reality tv doctors. That Way... there can be a Protagonist who has many Deaths under his Belt and the more you die and come back the STRONGER YOU ARE!
each time Brought back to life by a Team of LIFE GIVERS who question him on what he saw or heard. on the otherside. all the other contestants are competing for a million dollars each time
each time he was in the tunnel.of death walking toward the white lite...There is always a message /or you see people who have died before you and he could have adventures on the death side too!.....having to decide, each time to live or die. Hey....!? maybe that is the story: each time the contestant decides if it is worth living or dying! because if you had been good on this side ...there own GOD will offer you complete paradise .But if you were bad, the story was different ;you had to make a choice: come back and clean up your kharma...
just thought I would throw my two cents in I didn't know if you have written this already or if it is just an IDEA>
Peace
each time Brought back to life by a Team of LIFE GIVERS who question him on what he saw or heard. on the otherside. all the other contestants are competing for a million dollars each time
each time he was in the tunnel.of death walking toward the white lite...There is always a message /or you see people who have died before you and he could have adventures on the death side too!.....having to decide, each time to live or die. Hey....!? maybe that is the story: each time the contestant decides if it is worth living or dying! because if you had been good on this side ...there own GOD will offer you complete paradise .But if you were bad, the story was different ;you had to make a choice: come back and clean up your kharma...
just thought I would throw my two cents in I didn't know if you have written this already or if it is just an IDEA>
Peace
11/16/2008 1:03 PM PST
This has the potential fro immense depth and color!
11/16/2008 11:56 AM PST
Got my vote, go for it!
11/16/2008 10:07 AM PST
definitely
11/15/2008 10:36 PM PST
sounds good but i'm only 8
11/15/2008 5:48 PM PST
vote vote votee :)
11/15/2008 3:31 PM PST
That's funny
11/14/2008 11:51 PM PST
that is truly hilarious!
11/14/2008 8:38 PM PST
Lol i love candle. Very imaginative
11/14/2008 4:56 PM PST
Good luck with this vote
11/14/2008 4:50 PM PST
VERY GOOD!!!!! GO SEE MY STORIES Mightypen_Girl I write all the time add me to friendz!!!!!!!!!!!
11/14/2008 10:45 AM PST
=] A great collection of last lines!
Well done everyone!
X
Well done everyone!
X
11/14/2008 10:15 AM PST
haha, and here I thought it was gonna be sweet!
450 pound ex mother-in-law made me laugh though.
450 pound ex mother-in-law made me laugh though.
11/14/2008 8:10 AM PST
Life is just way too serious sometimes, ain't it? Loved it, thanks.
11/14/2008 4:44 AM PST
This was a really good short story
11/14/2008 2:59 AM PST
'Gather all my agents of mercy,
And soothed I shall be'
Wright 2008
And soothed I shall be'
Wright 2008
11/13/2008 4:35 PM PST
grandy
11/13/2008 1:36 PM PST
i hope this gets the green light! Just like Obama lol xD
11/13/2008 12:56 AM PST
When will my boyfriend be home?
11/12/2008 3:58 PM PST
A Right Bloody Mess In The Prison Showers...haha. Funny stuff, very creative project. I'd love to see this one printed.
11/11/2008 9:30 PM PST
Jajajajajajajajaja oh, so acid humor; love it!!!
11/11/2008 2:04 AM PST
Funny in a dark sort of a way.
11/11/2008 1:03 AM PST
"I always knew a spork would be the death of me."
11/10/2008 7:30 PM PST
I haven't the foggest idea what I'll say but I will soon Great!
11/10/2008 7:22 PM PST
"You know that saying don't poke the bear?"
11/10/2008 7:39 AM PST
Good luck
11/10/2008 5:53 AM PST
What a funny project! My last words would be....not now Im on WeBook........
11/10/2008 1:35 AM PST
great reaaly interesting
11/9/2008 11:42 PM PST
"Only in my last minutes can i say for sure that. . . I hate you.
Ahh! do you know how good that feels to have that off your chest"
Ahh! do you know how good that feels to have that off your chest"
11/9/2008 8:49 PM PST
It's a catchy little project and quite amusing
11/9/2008 11:10 AM PST
This is great, and I see that it is composed by various authors. They don't call me Looney Larry for nothing. My taste runs right down this alley. This gets my vote, and my hearty laughs.
11/9/2008 7:51 AM PST
Eight years ago I thought I was going to become a road kill statistic, I'm still here, but this is what I though just before my head hit the windscrean and I place my right hand over my eyes.
"I might be going to die, but I'm fucked if I'm going to be blind!"
"I might be going to die, but I'm fucked if I'm going to be blind!"
11/9/2008 5:54 AM PST
load of rubbish
11/8/2008 6:26 PM PST
How about I told you I was sick!!
11/8/2008 1:19 PM PST
Its very different mike
11/8/2008 12:20 PM PST
this rocks
11/7/2008 8:38 PM PST
Ooo ... I need to get this when it comes out! The crassness is remarkable! Peace.
11/7/2008 8:35 PM PST
Funny and good!
11/7/2008 4:27 PM PST
"Stuffed my ass with razor blades" priceless in a toilet humor kind of way... lovely. I want to get like three of these together published...it would make a fantastic coffee table book
11/7/2008 11:07 AM PST
soooooo coool
11/6/2008 11:59 PM PST
new talent on his way up.
11/6/2008 11:39 PM PST
This is funny as hell...welshpoet told about this one, glad he did
Steve
Steve
11/6/2008 10:38 PM PST
Brilliant! I agree with darkened_jade, this is all hilarious!
11/6/2008 8:34 PM PST
I think this is hilarious. Loved it.
11/6/2008 6:26 PM PST
Hi,
I've been keeping an eye on the poles and on the works for which I voted. I've noticed that it is quite plain that the best works are receiving the most negative votes, simply because others feel their chances are threatened. There might even be some cross-negative voting, ie, your fans voting negatively on other books, so I thought you'd like to know the following. Please read it and let your fans know that they need not vote negatively to get your work published! i received this email from Melissa, the site coordinator after emailing her my thoughts and feelings about the negative vote.:
From: Melissa
Sent: 11/6/2008 06:38 AM PT
Subject: Negative voting
James,
I've posted about this in the WEbook forums; check it out here: http://www.webook.com/forums/messageIndex.aspx?topic=cce7e374128946999b9c4baca1e2e360&fview=true
We did not anticipate the kind of negativity and unscrupulous voting that we've seen. We will likely not include negative votes in the final tally.
-- Melissa
-------- Original Message -------------
From: jamesbbrown
Sent: 11/6/2008 06:38 AM PT
Subject: Negative voting
Hey Melissa! I am writing because, as I'm sure are many we-booker's, I'm concerned about the 'negative voting'. People are clearly just voting every project (other than their favorite) down without reading the material. This is really disappointing, and I am a little bewildered as to how this clearly inevitable outcome might not have been anticipated.
Is there any talk of eliminating this feature prior to the end of the election? This is becoming a really hostile process, and it seems clear that given the "negative voting" mechanism, the results of this voting process will be impossible to interpret.
How will you select the top 10%? What will determine that ranking from which you will select a work or works? The highest % positive will of course be books only voted on a few time. Will you ignore the negative votes at that point?
In any case, I just wanted to express my profound disappointment at this process. I would love to know to what purpose the negative voting information will be put, as I would sleep better at night. Right now my favorite webook books are getting crushed under the negative weight, and it is tragic.
-James
I've been keeping an eye on the poles and on the works for which I voted. I've noticed that it is quite plain that the best works are receiving the most negative votes, simply because others feel their chances are threatened. There might even be some cross-negative voting, ie, your fans voting negatively on other books, so I thought you'd like to know the following. Please read it and let your fans know that they need not vote negatively to get your work published! i received this email from Melissa, the site coordinator after emailing her my thoughts and feelings about the negative vote.:
From: Melissa
Sent: 11/6/2008 06:38 AM PT
Subject: Negative voting
James,
I've posted about this in the WEbook forums; check it out here: http://www.webook.com/forums/messageIndex.aspx?topic=cce7e374128946999b9c4baca1e2e360&fview=true
We did not anticipate the kind of negativity and unscrupulous voting that we've seen. We will likely not include negative votes in the final tally.
-- Melissa
-------- Original Message -------------
From: jamesbbrown
Sent: 11/6/2008 06:38 AM PT
Subject: Negative voting
Hey Melissa! I am writing because, as I'm sure are many we-booker's, I'm concerned about the 'negative voting'. People are clearly just voting every project (other than their favorite) down without reading the material. This is really disappointing, and I am a little bewildered as to how this clearly inevitable outcome might not have been anticipated.
Is there any talk of eliminating this feature prior to the end of the election? This is becoming a really hostile process, and it seems clear that given the "negative voting" mechanism, the results of this voting process will be impossible to interpret.
How will you select the top 10%? What will determine that ranking from which you will select a work or works? The highest % positive will of course be books only voted on a few time. Will you ignore the negative votes at that point?
In any case, I just wanted to express my profound disappointment at this process. I would love to know to what purpose the negative voting information will be put, as I would sleep better at night. Right now my favorite webook books are getting crushed under the negative weight, and it is tragic.
-James
11/6/2008 5:01 PM PST
This was so much fun I would love to see it published and share the laughs around. Good luck!!:)
11/6/2008 3:30 PM PST
That sounds amazingly intruiging!
*Clicks publish*
*Clicks publish*
11/6/2008 2:05 PM PST
"What's a habanero enema . . . ?"
11/6/2008 9:08 AM PST
i have a twin to and im sorry for what you thought about your mom i no its your opinon but to be honest you no how to get a readers attention on this ifi were you i would be yourself with your mom and i am 24 minutes older than my twin i do the i am older thing to and my mom dressed us up the same to but my real dad is the same for you as your mom but my real dad hated me and my mom he hit her and cheated but my stepdad hit me but he has been nice to me now and i forgive him but anyway me and you have alot of things in common with you thanks for writting that. ~cole~
11/6/2008 8:20 AM PST
I like it! Thumbs Up!
11/6/2008 6:44 AM PST
These are all sooo good. Thanks to everyone for these last words before croaking!
11/6/2008 6:42 AM PST
How true!
11/6/2008 1:04 AM PST
Excellent..work, everyone
11/5/2008 7:14 PM PST
Funny!
11/5/2008 6:42 PM PST
Sweet idea I love it. Makes you really think.
11/5/2008 6:32 PM PST
Nice
11/5/2008 6:19 PM PST
I really liked the title. I have a childrens book called The Sturtles up for vote. Please check it out if you have a second.
11/5/2008 1:18 PM PST
Oh Well Next...
11/5/2008 12:06 PM PST
Haha! Nice! ^-^
11/5/2008 10:39 AM PST
love the work here. good luck
11/5/2008 9:46 AM PST
crossing fingers hopes are good yeah!!
11/5/2008 8:38 AM PST
Hey, when you go on Oprah, take me with you!!!
11/5/2008 7:30 AM PST
Some excellent contributions to a great project.
11/4/2008 11:19 PM PST
I can't believe "Benny and the Jets" is the last song I'll ever hear
11/4/2008 9:02 PM PST
O---k....I guess. Interesting, but confusing to me. It's just me, I guess.
11/4/2008 8:54 PM PST
This really, REALLY should be published!
It's so interesting and a huge variety of people would read it, for sure. Thumbs up and good luck!!!!
It's so interesting and a huge variety of people would read it, for sure. Thumbs up and good luck!!!!
11/4/2008 8:23 PM PST
There's over 130, probably plenty for a decent manuscript, but yes tahrasep has a good point If it's all too much the same a reader will get bored of it and put a published book down.
11/4/2008 7:53 PM PST
Another worry - quite a few have similar scenes, and some of the entries from multiple people seem to be the exact same. How many entries are there total, anyone know? 250?
11/4/2008 7:39 PM PST
Wonderful piece of art.
11/4/2008 7:10 PM PST
Some of these, around a half, I'd say, seem to be pure GOLD. I love it! It's the other half that I feel aren't as well-structured, precise, and witty as they could be. Some just need beter setence structures or a new approach, others I feel might weigh this project down.
I'm worried that this project might have been rushed to publication. It might have been stronger had you had more time. But whether this wins or not, you'll probably get enough exposure that by the next cycle you'll have an even better chance.
I'm going to keep reading the other five billion submissions before casting my vote on this project.
Either way, though, for the most part, this is hilarious.
I'm worried that this project might have been rushed to publication. It might have been stronger had you had more time. But whether this wins or not, you'll probably get enough exposure that by the next cycle you'll have an even better chance.
I'm going to keep reading the other five billion submissions before casting my vote on this project.
Either way, though, for the most part, this is hilarious.
11/4/2008 6:26 PM PST
Interesting :) probably would buy!! Tanu_love
11/4/2008 5:18 PM PST
Voted - this deserves to be published.
11/4/2008 3:47 PM PST
thumbs up.
11/4/2008 3:03 PM PST
good work
11/4/2008 2:45 PM PST
11/4/2008 2:43 PM PST
Hey, I have a poem/short story, actually two of them, but Final Goodbye is really good, and I was hoping you could consider putting it in you project, it is really good, and there is another one, but it's not that great, its Untitled I think, but please consider Final Goodbye
11/4/2008 2:08 PM PST
This project was soo awesome!! it needs to get published!!
11/4/2008 12:28 PM PST
How can you not publish it? One of the few projects out there leaning towards uniqueness.
11/4/2008 12:14 PM PST
Click the Thumbs up button that says underneath it "publish"
DO IT! SERIOUSLY!
DO IT! SERIOUSLY!
11/4/2008 12:01 PM PST
Publish! Click!
11/4/2008 11:43 AM PST
i voted
11/4/2008 11:42 AM PST
Well done very well written you should get published
11/4/2008 11:11 AM PST
dido and heres my vote
11/4/2008 10:31 AM PST
thanks for the tears and the fears.thanks for the laughs and the gaffs,,thanks for pleasure and the treasure...well done michael it deserves to win,,,only question left....WHAT NEXT
11/4/2008 10:24 AM PST
YES! It's great!!! Seriously!
Anyone who puts "Thumbs down" is only doing it so they can win!
This deserves to win! It's just hilarious!
Anyone who puts "Thumbs down" is only doing it so they can win!
This deserves to win! It's just hilarious!
11/4/2008 10:06 AM PST
One of my favorite spots to find my favoritist peoples.
"A must read"; John Doe of the Church Point Stars said
"I'd read it time and again" Betty Boop of the O.C.D. Times reports
"I laughed I cried" says Betty Crocker of the Onion Guild
"Definite bathroom read" says Joe the Plubmer of American Toiletries Union
"A must read"; John Doe of the Church Point Stars said
"I'd read it time and again" Betty Boop of the O.C.D. Times reports
"I laughed I cried" says Betty Crocker of the Onion Guild
"Definite bathroom read" says Joe the Plubmer of American Toiletries Union
11/4/2008 9:34 AM PST
Good on you Mike!
11/4/2008 9:17 AM PST
the best by the preverbial mile,,im gonna miss it,,,incedently,,,can someone tell me what kicking the bucket means
11/4/2008 8:46 AM PST
I loved this project, it made be smile so much
11/4/2008 8:35 AM PST
it would make a nice book
i only submitted two though
i only submitted two though
11/4/2008 8:05 AM PST
I had fun writing with you guys hopefully we win.
11/4/2008 7:43 AM PST
I like it great job
11/4/2008 7:37 AM PST
I love this project, it is perfect. Thank you so much for letting me share my story, poetry. Thanks again!!
CretiaD
CretiaD
11/4/2008 7:36 AM PST
I loved this project. It made my day sunny. I laughed so many times. IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/4/2008 6:32 AM PST
I enjoyed this project. Thanks for letting me be a part of it.
11/4/2008 6:08 AM PST
great project..
witty and comical..
witty and comical..
11/3/2008 9:26 PM PST
OK, it's Nov. 4th and it's voting time. If you like this project, vote for it for publication :)
11/3/2008 6:58 PM PST
See? Quit being a pussy.I told you this stuff's not flammabaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
11/3/2008 2:19 PM PST
actually on a serious note id probly just say, "i love you, .....(p.s dont worry... i heard heaven has an excellent bar")
11/3/2008 2:16 PM PST
or, " shit, what do i wear?, oh shit!...is there a bar there? and i have far too much clothes on if im going to hell, and these heels will never do if im going to be walking on clouds!!"
11/3/2008 2:01 PM PST
or maybe i wouldnt say anything, id just wait till i seen god and say "seriously man, what came first, the chicken or the egg?, and do u really have a garden full of dead people?"
11/3/2008 1:59 PM PST
oh just f*cking great!! do u know how long it took me to get here, now im guna die, and i have to start all over again!!!
11/3/2008 9:42 AM PST
YAHTZEE!!!
11/2/2008 3:25 PM PST
"kids! get in your seats or, so help me, I'll pull this van over!"
11/2/2008 11:19 AM PST
thus from my lips, by yours my sin is purged.
11/2/2008 11:19 AM PST
"The key...forgot to tell you....whe..re"
11/1/2008 7:11 PM PDT
Ok here we go again, you do get use to it after a few times.
11/1/2008 12:43 PM PDT
"Look, its fine, Ill taste it first...see?"
11/1/2008 12:37 PM PDT
"Is this normal?"
11/1/2008 12:35 PM PDT
Really? Hes tame? Are you sure?
11/1/2008 11:32 AM PDT
michaeldeshazer - could you state in the summary how many submissions you have so it's easy to find? Imagining this as a published book, I'd need to think: how many per page will there probably be, how many pages then will there be, and ill that number of pages be enough for a full-length book?
Also, are you considering some amazing illustrations/cartoons to accompany this? You really should, though it might take months to get enough high-quality illustrations.
As for your issue with the one-star reviewer, this is why I believe it is necessary to leave a review before being able to rate.
Good job, guys!
Also, are you considering some amazing illustrations/cartoons to accompany this? You really should, though it might take months to get enough high-quality illustrations.
As for your issue with the one-star reviewer, this is why I believe it is necessary to leave a review before being able to rate.
Good job, guys!
11/1/2008 7:17 AM PDT
"Man, this blows... Where's my whiskey???"
10/31/2008 5:19 PM PDT
Well now, that wasn't so bad was it?
10/31/2008 8:26 AM PDT
" i want another chance"
' this world didnt take me anywhere"
" i havent had my dinner yet"
" i see grand ma"
' this world didnt take me anywhere"
" i havent had my dinner yet"
" i see grand ma"
10/31/2008 6:19 AM PDT
Here's a few:
"Are..are..are we there yet?"
"So, a duck walks into a bar....and..."
"I just wanted to say...eh...you all suck!"
"I left the.....oven on dammit."
"Give me the....1-up mushroom quick!"
"come on baby....hit me..one more ti....."
"Funny...I don't feel like I'm dying..."
"Death...I am going to kick your @$$ and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum..."
"Are..are..are we there yet?"
"So, a duck walks into a bar....and..."
"I just wanted to say...eh...you all suck!"
"I left the.....oven on dammit."
"Give me the....1-up mushroom quick!"
"come on baby....hit me..one more ti....."
"Funny...I don't feel like I'm dying..."
"Death...I am going to kick your @$$ and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum..."
10/30/2008 6:18 PM PDT
:o that's such a good topic! nice work can't wait til read.
10/30/2008 10:48 AM PDT
If you cry, that'll be my hell. so smile, and i can see heaven before i'm dead.
10/30/2008 1:26 AM PDT
Update: I've received numerous e-mails regarding this project for the upcoming voting cycle, and ABSOLUTELY!!! is the answer. This project will absolutely be submitted for voting. I'm going to submit it on November 2nd (two days before the deadline) so we can continue to gather juicy content. As it stands we only have about 450 submissions and I'm not sure if that's enough for a book. I'm going to the drawing board and I plan on posting at least 20 stories before then, and I encourage all the major contributors to do the same to give us the best shot :)
10/29/2008 7:48 PM PDT
Rosebud.
10/29/2008 2:19 PM PDT
did I leave the lunchmeat out on the table? Uh oh! Think I did
10/28/2008 7:42 PM PDT
Huh. Interesting.
10/27/2008 6:56 PM PDT
In the presence of friends: I am glad we knew each other; if we meet again, let it be as friends.
In the presence of enemies: This death is my victory!
In the presence of enemies: This death is my victory!
10/27/2008 6:31 PM PDT
This is your night- So smile.
:]
:]
10/27/2008 5:47 PM PDT
Ya'll cum back now, ya hear?
10/27/2008 3:41 PM PDT
Thought I would never see the day
10/27/2008 6:58 AM PDT
Well, that really isn't any good, now is it?
Be a dear, go scoop up my guts and bring them back here.
Be a dear, go scoop up my guts and bring them back here.
10/26/2008 11:44 PM PDT
Project update: we just hit number 1!!!
10/26/2008 5:47 PM PDT
What a ride!
10/26/2008 12:26 PM PDT
Wow...you'd think I was smarter than that! Well, so much for saving you guys!
10/26/2008 12:23 PM PDT
See you all in hell.
Oh did I do that? (afterwards)
Oh did I do that? (afterwards)
10/26/2008 11:11 AM PDT
Don't even worry about it, I feel fit as a fiddle!
10/26/2008 8:56 AM PDT
im sorry , i love u, i hate him , i wish , if only , see you on the other side
10/26/2008 2:33 AM PDT
"nice doggy!"
or
start singing "So no-one told me life was gonna be this way,"
or
"So, come here often?"
or
"Ha ha ha, i knew the feds wouldn't catch up!"
or
start singing "So no-one told me life was gonna be this way,"
or
"So, come here often?"
or
"Ha ha ha, i knew the feds wouldn't catch up!"
10/25/2008 1:43 AM PDT
Or
Put salt at all the doorways and windows, get a shotgun full of rock salt and anything pure iron. When my ghost comes back, I want to be challenged.
Put salt at all the doorways and windows, get a shotgun full of rock salt and anything pure iron. When my ghost comes back, I want to be challenged.
10/25/2008 1:40 AM PDT
Bury me with my Dvds. Yes, all of them!
10/25/2008 1:39 AM PDT
Remember, I want a disco funeral. And if any one of you so much as mentions God at it, I'll come back to haunt you!
10/25/2008 1:36 AM PDT
damn, i think i could of done better.
10/25/2008 12:29 AM PDT
Ah fuck it!
10/24/2008 8:02 PM PDT
Hey Ya'll ..Watch This!!
10/24/2008 7:22 PM PDT
Finally seem through the worst, and it ain't so bad so far
10/24/2008 6:30 PM PDT
Please put my ashes into scrambled eggs at a banquet breakfast... EWWW!
10/24/2008 3:59 PM PDT
oh-uh. game over.
10/24/2008 3:58 PM PDT
why does this bottle say poison?
10/24/2008 3:58 PM PDT
or
and now i am going to reveal the secret-
and now i am going to reveal the secret-
10/24/2008 3:57 PM PDT
huh? what the f-?
10/24/2008 1:22 PM PDT
Also, quick question (off topic): I ordered Webook's Pandora last weekend and haven't received it yet. For those who have it, how long does the damn thing take???
10/24/2008 1:19 PM PDT
Update: We're still at number 2, but then again we've been up less than a week. Thanks for the many laughs :) about 350 of them at this point LOL!
10/24/2008 12:11 PM PDT
Oh my god! I caught the football! I caught the footbaaaaaaaalll!!!!
10/24/2008 12:08 PM PDT
Bus? Where?
10/24/2008 11:55 AM PDT
I'm glad.
10/24/2008 10:52 AM PDT
I have been dead all the while....I am just catching my second breath. Can you kinda, close the curtains a bit....i cannot stand the sunlight.
10/24/2008 10:46 AM PDT
I have asked for forgivess. Will yall remember to add my laptop so i can finish writing about how low down and dirty yall treated me before I took this last breath?
10/24/2008 10:41 AM PDT
Hey, don't forget to add my boy toys in the coffin. yall cannot have them, so go but your own.
10/24/2008 2:34 AM PDT
Not last words...but saddest thing I heard as a daughter held her elderly mother was..Hush momma, please don't cry
10/24/2008 2:32 AM PDT
You plug it in like thissssssssssssssssssss
10/24/2008 2:31 AM PDT
Ugh
10/23/2008 9:22 PM PDT
I cant believe i saw this coming.
10/23/2008 2:56 PM PDT
I wonder, whose going to clean the blood out of the carpet
10/23/2008 10:59 AM PDT
Another great day at the Bucket :)
10/23/2008 8:46 AM PDT
Isn't there supposed to be a tunnel with a white light?
10/23/2008 6:52 AM PDT
My favorite last words are from the movie Tombstone. Doc Holiday is dying. He looks down at his feet and before he dies he says, "Feels kinda funny."
10/23/2008 6:52 AM PDT
Realistically I think people say things like, hold me, I don't wan't to die, I don't wan't to die like this, I don't wan't to be alone, I'm scared, please Jesus not now, and so forth.
10/22/2008 11:39 PM PDT
mission completed...
next mission heaven ( i hope so )
next mission heaven ( i hope so )
10/22/2008 10:53 PM PDT
me and my boyfriend laff about this one...
were going to sit up right before we die and simply say "death"
were going to sit up right before we die and simply say "death"
10/22/2008 6:39 PM PDT
Or maybe this:
"NOW can I finally get some pain meds?"
"NOW can I finally get some pain meds?"
10/22/2008 6:34 PM PDT
I think it would be something along the lines of :
"HOPE I GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME!"
"HOPE I GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME!"
10/22/2008 4:05 PM PDT
Mmm....I love toasted semi-sweet almond lattes.
10/22/2008 4:04 PM PDT
Eeew...that wasn't oregano.
10/22/2008 4:00 PM PDT
Tax-free zone!
10/22/2008 1:33 PM PDT
that's all folks!
10/22/2008 12:22 PM PDT
"thats it?"
10/22/2008 11:14 AM PDT
Nice read. Bernie.
10/22/2008 10:52 AM PDT
i will be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/22/2008 10:46 AM PDT
But...I'm not ready yet!
10/22/2008 9:05 AM PDT
Now let's find out what's really going on..
10/22/2008 3:33 AM PDT
We've reached the #2 Spot on the featured projects page!!!!
Anna_Kist leads the day once again with a slew of brilliant submissions. We have a very new, very active reviewer: reland1. I've enjoyed all the new-comer submissions and looking forward to another day of tragic fun!
It's 6:30 AM, my landlord hasn't put the heat on yet, so I can't stay at this computer for long.... must...get....heat....
This will be the first day I show up to school early.
Anna_Kist leads the day once again with a slew of brilliant submissions. We have a very new, very active reviewer: reland1. I've enjoyed all the new-comer submissions and looking forward to another day of tragic fun!
It's 6:30 AM, my landlord hasn't put the heat on yet, so I can't stay at this computer for long.... must...get....heat....
This will be the first day I show up to school early.
10/22/2008 2:42 AM PDT
Oh fuck a bus!
10/21/2008 9:12 PM PDT
I told you I was sick
10/21/2008 7:23 PM PDT
Wait..wait..I was gonna.....
10/21/2008 7:22 PM PDT
What the hell was THAT all about?
10/21/2008 7:21 PM PDT
ok! this is gonna be some fun! yesiree, bobtail cats!
10/21/2008 5:30 PM PDT
I guess its time to go.
10/21/2008 3:36 PM PDT
Well i'd like to think that i'd say " damage thats was a good ride, lets go again"
10/21/2008 2:40 PM PDT
Note to self: it is not a good idea to poke the chaos demon despite the fat that he looks so cute.
10/21/2008 11:58 AM PDT
The Munchkins made me do it!
10/21/2008 8:12 AM PDT
The only mark I ever left on the beautiful places on earth was a footprint. They have blessed me in return with the same.
10/21/2008 7:59 AM PDT
"I'm going to die soon. But, I'll see all of you again in he-"
10/21/2008 12:36 AM PDT
Wow, this has been a fun ride. It hasn't been 48 hours yet since this was posted and today we moved from merely being on the featured projects page to being NUMBER 5 (as of 3:30am EST)
Thanks to all of yesterday's main contributors:
Anna_Kist
HD_Hatcher
linicap
PhoebeSky
flashoffgenius
And everyone else who submitted.
BY THE WAY:
What happened to PLONY??? He was hands-down one of our best guys and he was missing in action today. Can everyone message him to try and bring some of his genius back to this project.
Also, congrats to Anna_Kist: she is now a Webook Top Writer.
And our newcomer, linicap- he's been on fire as of late.
Well, looking for another day of wowness.
Let's hit that number one stop and become a Webook. We have until 11/3/08 to submit before the voting process, and with over 200 submissions thus far, I'm hoping we can keep it growing and see all of this in a Barnes & Noble one day. Or maybe it'll just stay right here. Maybe it's better that way lol!
Either way, I'm down. This is alot of fun and I'm looking forward to more!!!
Thanks to all of yesterday's main contributors:
Anna_Kist
HD_Hatcher
linicap
PhoebeSky
flashoffgenius
And everyone else who submitted.
BY THE WAY:
What happened to PLONY??? He was hands-down one of our best guys and he was missing in action today. Can everyone message him to try and bring some of his genius back to this project.
Also, congrats to Anna_Kist: she is now a Webook Top Writer.
And our newcomer, linicap- he's been on fire as of late.
Well, looking for another day of wowness.
Let's hit that number one stop and become a Webook. We have until 11/3/08 to submit before the voting process, and with over 200 submissions thus far, I'm hoping we can keep it growing and see all of this in a Barnes & Noble one day. Or maybe it'll just stay right here. Maybe it's better that way lol!
Either way, I'm down. This is alot of fun and I'm looking forward to more!!!
10/20/2008 10:21 PM PDT
what's that do
10/20/2008 8:44 PM PDT
"You know, getting drunk beforehand probably wasn't the greatest idea."
10/20/2008 6:39 PM PDT
I wish I hadn't been an atheist.
10/20/2008 5:26 PM PDT
To my son or daughter: "Just remember...don't cook bacon naked."
10/20/2008 4:19 PM PDT
What's that black thing coming this way?
10/20/2008 7:01 AM PDT
Is that my shirt your wearing?
10/20/2008 1:04 AM PDT
The last 24 hours have been (somebody give me a turgid adjective or metaphor to accurately describe lol)!!!
The stories have been hilarious and the feedback has been amazing.
Thanks to all the top reviewers and writers who have immensely contributed to bringing this project to the first page of Webook's featured project page!
(No specific order)
(except for this guy:) PLONY - most posts, most feedback, arguably the funniest poster.
Anna_Kist
Yani_Toledo
nandyekle
Tkain
HD_Hatcher
Khrysty
zygoncurry
xdarkvampirex
jda1961
Looking forward to new faces and fresh material as well as the veterans LOL! This project has already evolved dramatically and I'm looking forward to what's to come. Having lots of FUN!
The stories have been hilarious and the feedback has been amazing.
Thanks to all the top reviewers and writers who have immensely contributed to bringing this project to the first page of Webook's featured project page!
(No specific order)
(except for this guy:) PLONY - most posts, most feedback, arguably the funniest poster.
Anna_Kist
Yani_Toledo
nandyekle
Tkain
HD_Hatcher
Khrysty
zygoncurry
xdarkvampirex
jda1961
Looking forward to new faces and fresh material as well as the veterans LOL! This project has already evolved dramatically and I'm looking forward to what's to come. Having lots of FUN!
10/19/2008 7:18 PM PDT
Thanx for the invite,Michael....love the idea.
10/19/2008 12:12 PM PDT
Thanks go out to Theequalizer!!!
10/19/2008 10:55 AM PDT
The target has be neutralized.
10/19/2008 10:48 AM PDT
UNBELIEVABLE.... That snot nosed little jerk. Maybe it's time we go read some of his work. <Evil Grin>
10/19/2008 10:18 AM PDT
to make it easier for everyone:
http://www.webook.com/member/Brian_Kupillas
http://www.webook.com/member/Brian_Kupillas
10/19/2008 10:15 AM PDT
Results are in:
Brian_Kupillas
Brian_Kupillas
10/19/2008 10:14 AM PDT
I'm on it. Thanks Mr. Curry
10/19/2008 9:57 AM PDT
so who is the dirty bastard?
10/19/2008 9:52 AM PDT
it does , I think the project leader can use the project settings or something.
aha click ,manage submissions
then under the number in average ratings click details and all is revealed.
aha click ,manage submissions
then under the number in average ratings click details and all is revealed.
10/19/2008 9:48 AM PDT
Yeah, HD, I noticed. I wish webook allowed participants to see who leaves ratings and not just feedback.
10/19/2008 9:15 AM PDT
Has anyone else noticed that some dickhead went right down the line and gave all participants in this project a rating of a 1? What a dousche bag!
10/19/2008 8:22 AM PDT
11/17 - 11:17am
Each day, I'm going to try to post updates to this project.
Up for just three hours thus far, there have been more than forty posts- most of which are funny as icy hell (and a handful of which had me on the floor).
Plony and Anna_Kist have been battling it out a little, and Plony is ahead by a slight margin, even though Anna's "747" grandma joke set Plony back a little.
This is the most fun I've had on webook, and the submissions just keep getting funnier.
Looking forward to more good times, and I hope you join in the fun.
Each day, I'm going to try to post updates to this project.
Up for just three hours thus far, there have been more than forty posts- most of which are funny as icy hell (and a handful of which had me on the floor).
Plony and Anna_Kist have been battling it out a little, and Plony is ahead by a slight margin, even though Anna's "747" grandma joke set Plony back a little.
This is the most fun I've had on webook, and the submissions just keep getting funnier.
Looking forward to more good times, and I hope you join in the fun.
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