The title just suddenly caught me and made me laugh. Must read; even the synopsis is darn hillarious

Yo, I like the cover picture. If I was in a market full of books there's no doubt this image would stand out and catch my attention... Most Definitely. A+

TsungChi, I just found this! So great. Can't wait to contribute.

This is great. I truly think anyone would have the sense of humor to do such a thing. Anyway, this story is about my little brother's accident. (at the time, he was 4 or 5) My Dad, little brother, and little were coming home from my Grandma's house at night. They were all squished in my Dad's front seat cab pick-up truck. My father is stone deaf. In order to get his attention, you have to wave or tap him. In the dark, this is hard. So, he's driving along when he feels this urgent tap on his arm. He peers into the dark at my liitle brother.
"Do you have to barf?" he asks. (This has happened several times with my brother.)
He shakes his head. My Dad continues along when he feels another tap. He looks over to see my brother's face pale and sad.
"What's wrong?"
My brother spells with his fingers, "P2." (Meaning number 2)
"Can't you hold it?"
My brother shakes his head. They were drving down a dark, empty country road. They were about 10 minutes from home. Suddenly, my father and my sister smelled this horrible smell. My sister unrolled the window and stuck her head out to get fresh air. My Dad tried to laugh and drive at the same time. My poor little brother had to get a shower when he got home.
That's like one of the best-loved poop stories in my household.

i actually think i have a fear of shitting myself

Everybody Poops

luv it.my friends father has a similar problem along w/alzheimers.they were running errands one day when he pooped on himself.being the quick minded southern bell that she is and being so close to a self-serve carwash,the 2 were an inevitable match.she pulled dad out of the car,he stripped,she hosed him down,tossed his bottoms and wrapped him in her sweater for the ride home.look,see! no problem!

"Honey we gotta go!!!" my father said as he took mom by the hand dragging her out of the store. She was used to these sudden eruptions as my father had crones disease. He usually didn't get to much notice and often found himself running to the restroom. My brother and I would laugh like crazy every time, but this was the best. It was Friday night and we were all at the mall, when all of the sudden the power went out. It was fun watching and listening to all of the people over-reacting. As the lights came back on we saw our father grab mom by the hand and run for the car. Quickly we followed them hoping to hear the latest chapter in crap mishaps. Once we got in the car dad explained that once he entered the stall the lights went out. Not knowing what lay beneath him, he hovered over the toilet to do his business. When the lights came on his latest creation was piled ever so neatly on the closed lid. To his complete horror, he finished his paper work and ran out the door.