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Humor
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luv it.my friends father has a similar problem along w/alzheimers.they were running errands one day when he pooped on himself.being the quick minded southern bell that she is and being so close to a self-serve carwash,the 2 were an inevitable match.she pulled dad out of the car,he stripped,she hosed him down,tossed his bottoms and wrapped him in her sweater for the ride home.look,see! no problem!
"Honey we gotta go!!!" my father said as he took mom by the hand dragging her out of the store. She was used to these sudden eruptions as my father had crones disease. He usually didn't get to much notice and often found himself running to the restroom. My brother and I would laugh like crazy every time, but this was the best. It was Friday night and we were all at the mall, when all of the sudden the power went out. It was fun watching and listening to all of the people over-reacting. As the lights came back on we saw our father grab mom by the hand and run for the car. Quickly we followed them hoping to hear the latest chapter in crap mishaps. Once we got in the car dad explained that once he entered the stall the lights went out. Not knowing what lay beneath him, he hovered over the toilet to do his business. When the lights came on his latest creation was piled ever so neatly on the closed lid. To his complete horror, he finished his paper work and ran out the door.
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